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You fall for my tricks, I'll fall for yours

@misanderousmisfit

Rachel

“And nearly a quarter century after Top Gun, when Kilmer and Tom Cruise, by chance, attended the same Los Angeles Lakers game in 2009, they found themselves together again, shown split-screen on the Jumbotron, while Kenny Loggins’s “Danger Zone” played over the speakers.”

i reckon a lot of ppl consuming tv and film these days would benefit from remembering that relationships between adults do not solely exist in a binary paradigm of romantic/platonic. often adults have complicated relationships with one another that can't be neatly labelled as one thing - and media depicting this earnestly is not baiting, tricking you, or being unrealistic. what is unrealistic is treating stories about adults, written by adults, for adults as if they ought to have the textual integrity of a children's cartoon.

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NEW MAV PIC 👁️👁️

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God please tell me you know about his boots in the original top gun please oh my god if you don't I'm so excited to introduce you to the monstrosities he wears exclusively when in civvies

I have such a love hate relationship with his fucking boots

This is going to sound absolutely ridiculous but I've seen both of these movies a minimum of like fifteen times each, no exaggeration..I might have a problem and I have NEVER noticed his yeehaw boots in either??????? I feel like a fraud. But now this is my favorite thing. I absolutely love this.

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I think they're supposed to be a callback to the top gun book??? ive never read it so im not sure for certain, but apparently in the book mav said he wanted to be a cowboy!

“no wife, no kids. no one to mourn you when you burn in”

slider from some far off corner of the room: are you you serious

no seriously shut the fuck lmao take the L. you ARE the kid. you denial rat, ofc mav doesn’t have a wife you buffoon. did you seriously repress tom iceman kazansky from your childhood. his photo is in the front entrance of the building omfg goose i love you but your son is a fucking idio-

mav: ….how long have you been here

Not to be all "old man yells at cloud" but back in my day we had a movie about a young teen who couldn't wait to be "Thirty, flirty, and thriving," and now I get confronted with anti aging products aimed at 20 year olds.

idk man Clarence Thomas pulling the ladder up behind him striking down affirmative action yesterday, the fucking gay wedding web design ruling wasn't even real it was hypothetical someone really said well no one has asked me to design a website for their gay wedding but if they did wouldn't that be fucked up and the court just went whoa yeah that's so fucked we can't let that happen, and then they're like well we've all been receiving bribes worth hundreds of thousands of dollars for years but we can't forgive 20k worth of student loan debt that's just crazy... like everything is just so absurd I can't really wrap my mind around it

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it’s kinda alarming how many fic writers don’t know that you could get kicked out of the military for being gay before dadt existed. like they seem to think that dadt was significantly worse than what was going on before and it wasn’t

chekov’s cat: if you see a cat, it will probably be relevant later.

schroedinger’s gun: there’s no way to know if a gun is loaded or not until you physically inspect and check it yourself, so it’s safest to assume all guns are loaded.