Every apex predator, looking at a capybara chilling: “…nah, I can’t eat this dude, that would be fucked up”

I literally felt stress leave my body watching this.

I love him, I hope he’s having a good day.

The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse.

can powerful vocals be popular again bc im not gonna lie im tired of ppl who can’t even really sing becoming successful bc their producers did a good job on their beats

no offense but the us military is the biggest terrorist organization in the world

In no way shape form or fashion could that be taken as not offensive. Fuck right off. I normally try to be as polite as I can, but quite frankly there is no way to be polite to a statement like this. Fuck you.

sorry was that too politically incorrect? were you offended by me exercising my right to free speech?

ben, it’s

my UnderStanding

that there is a

going on right now— am i.. am i  right  in this??

Full offence, and I say this as a fully fledged homosexual male who sucks dick for breakfast, but female strippers absolutely outclass the FUCK out of male “strippers” like catch the ladies working the pole at some skeavy-ass strip joint for probably twenty bucks an hour sliding that pussy up and down the pole like she’s a damn acrobatic in full platform stiletto pumps, beat for the gods, hair snatched like it’s no big deal then you walk into the gay bar and find some overpaid muscle queen shuffling around in Andrew Christian underwear to a shitty Cardi B remix like

fucking tragic is what it is

GO OFF SIS

He’s not wrong

When you see a Prep in hottopic

“This Prep is ready for war bring it you emo fuck”

the world isn’t real..

ADHD culture is easily taking 3.5 hours to finish a 120min movie if you’re watching alone

The first Asian nation to do so 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

Way to go Taiwan!

im still pissed off that birds get to spend their days flying about and cats get to sleep for 16 hours a day and im stuck dealing with capitalism and expectations

The Golden snitch in Harry Potter is nothing but a Ferrero Rocher on Red Bull.

jealousy turning saints into the sea swimming through sick lullabies choking on your alibis but it’s just the price i pay destiny is calling me open up my eager eyes cause i’m mr. brightside

Not calling Marijuana “Party Thyme” is such a missed opportunity.

Screaming….

she’s on mars

an oddesy

JUST KISS ALREADY!!!

fucking hate this

When gays laugh