are they even real

**MARK TRYING TO SNEAK BACK TO WORK BEFORE HE’S READY**

Markiplier's Surgery

markiplier: So I need surgery? Nurse: unfortunately, Mr. Fischbach. Mark: and the faster this gets done, the faster I can go back to my uploading schedule? I really need to go back to my uploading schedule Nurse: I suppose- Nurse: Mr. Fischbach Nurse: Mr. Fischbach what are you doing Nurse: You do know that Surgeon Simulator isn’t an accurate representation of medical procedure and is no substitute for actual traini- Nurse: Mr. Fischbach no Nurse: Mr. Fischbach Nurse: Mr. Fischbach put the scalpel down

Get better really soon @markiplier !! We love you very much and we hope the best for you!! :D #GetWellMark

Hello. I’m Ron Swanson, and you are watching The Disney Channel.

They have told me to use this light stick to draw a mouse’s ears, but that is ridiculous. Here is how to recane a chair.

‘It’s time for a really zoomed in photo of my eye.’

“you could go swimming in those eyes”

Spot the difference

there needs to be more fem!dan (danielle) and fem!phil (phillippa) on here 

[AGGRESSIVELY CARES BY ASSAULTING YOU WITH A TINY BOX] AND DRINK YOUR VEGETABLES

For those of you who don’t know, this is Mark Fischbach’s YouTube channel: Markiplier. Mark is currently in surgery and I think the best thing for him to wake up to is the news of his channel hitting 7 million subscribers. If you could, please subscribe to this amazing man if you’re not already. And for those if you who are, reblog the hell out of this post!

yes yes yes

(reposting this so dan and phil can possibly see it in phils video!! ‎( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ) so last night at 3am i made this when my internet died and when i was half asleep and i ju ST LISTENED TO IT FOR THE FIRST TIME AND I’M LITERALLY CRY ING SO HARD YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND (i fell off my bed and got a bruise r u happy u better c this)

ENJOY YOUR NIGHTMARES ‎( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Phil in PLAYLIST 2015

you can’t spell ‘phan’ without ‘i want to rip off my entire fucking face’

au where if your partner dies before you do, both of you get reincarnated but with them forgetting everything about your existence while you, indeed, remember everything

no

who said you could do this

but like

imagine dan and phil giving each other giggly kisses

like they r trying to kiss each other but keep laughing b/c they r so happy