As a 4 year old, this was the funniest thing I’d ever seen. I think I talked about it for days.

This is still funny to me.

lmfao just walking away at the end like fuck this shit I’m out

(via difficult)

Nikita Gill (via meanwhilepoetry)

i hope donkey kong walks into my house and smashes a barrel over my head killing me instantly 

there’s only one way i want to end this year and that’s drunk 

gay.

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*signs a legal document with a glitter gel pen*

so remember how i wrote a bunch of horse haikus and submitted them to my college’s publication

WELL GUESS WHAT I GOT IN MY INBOX TODAY:

This is single handedly the best sentence I have ever read in my entire life, I’m so pleased with and proud of myself right now. My favourite part is that the fact that they picked just one picture means they sat down and discussed which picture of a banana peel they liked best.

I ended up submitting these five haikus:

And this is Banana Peel #6 (out of ten):

They were apparently very enjoyable because the haikus were vindictive and the banana peel has personality. I can’t wait for the issue to come out.

#HUSTLE #HUSTLE

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Carmilla and Laura reading together.

If she ain't telling her friends about you, you ain't shit lol

NATASHA’S DIRTY SECRETS TAG

100 years ago everyone owned horses and you were rich if you owned a car. Nowadays everyone owns a car and you’re rich if you have a horse.