EIGHT FUCKING DAYS UNTIL MY WIFE TAKES ME TO NEW YORK
SEVEN DAYS
six days....
If Jesus was real he'd be a little musk slut bimbo begging to have your balls in his face.
I think movies need more sex scenes. I think a movie should have at LEAST three sex scenes that serve no narrative purpose.
And not this whole tasteful barely seeing skin thing. I want to see insertion.
I WANT a suit of armor
I WANT a halberd
I WANT to stab a Dutchman!
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This world never ceased to surprise Caoimhe. If you’d told her six hundred years ago that there’d be adoring crowds screaming along with her, she’d have called you mad!
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[Trent reznor voice](close as physically possible to the microphone) ssix little monkeys, jumping on the bed.. one fell down, and he bumped his head
Anonymous asked:
was 9/11 yuri
oh certainly
Dom idea: put a girl or boy or whoever in a pair of my favorite panties and tell them not to mess them up and proceed to tease them harshly all day so there's no possible way they haven't made a spot or gotten them soaked, meaning that ugh I can't believe you've been a bad pet you've had only ONE rule ALL day and you couldn't abide by it! I guess you have to be punished!
Let's play a game.
Do you think this is a terf saying this, or a cutesy tumblr "mean lesbian" that hates people describing themselves as "bi lesbians." HINT: the people being physically harmed in this hypothetical ARE trans women.