Calling an average straight man a “top” for having regular catholic-approved sex with a woman is an insult to tops everywhere

Uh oh guys looks like the asbestos defender has logged in! *pan to a fuzzy corpse in the corner covered in fragments*

I don't rmemeber what asbestos looks like or does

I know deja vu is supposed to just be the brain erroneously interpreting new events as memories but dawg I’ve been here before and nobody can tell me otherwise. I’m def time travelling. I’m different

me emitting a psychic blast killing everyone

Sherry Rusinack - Pee, 2020

❗️ dailyquests Follow

REWARDS: 19 Gold, 84 EXP

Sure

I wish the world would understand..

Good post but I have to admit my favorite part is the anime religious girls

they have the power of god AND anime on their side

normalize being in your 20's without a drivers license. normalize being in your 60's without a drivers license. normalize never ever getting your license. death to automobiles peace and love on planet earth

Cats never understand that you're helping them get their claws unstuck from fabric. They're just like "you're tormenting me at the worst possible time I hate you"

i have so much nut to give

winter is awesome because every night somewhere between the hours of 6 and 8 pm you will feel the worst you’ve ever felt in your life

this is her five night Freddy’s moment

kittens conversation:

hey we are all really small do you want to sleep in a pile

other kittens: yeah

Baby kitty