2023
BE CRINGE
DIE WITH DIGNITY
KILL ANYONE WHO HARMS YOU
LOVE NATURE
NEVER APOLOGISE FOR BEING YOURSELF
FUCK NASTY
SOUP
LOVE UNAPOLOGETICALLY
MORE SOUP
wolfwood: needle-noggin we need to get going. Now
vash the stampede:
wolfwood: ok.
How funny would it be if Noir relied on Hobie to update him on current day politics while being completely out of touch with modern day gay humor
Miguel yells at Hobie one (1) time and then Hobie tells Noir it's because he's anti-black and Noir takes it 100% seriously
Miguel rants about why Gwen shouldn't crash in Hobie's dimension and he says "He hates to see the gays winning" and Noir also takes this as a hard fact
One day Hobie and Noir show up to Spidey HQ covered in nazi blood from other dimensions and Miguel snaps at them about disrupting canon and finally Noir steps up and says
"I've had enough of this anti-black homophobe" with deadly seriousness and Hobie almost passes the fuck out
"if you put too many people together they start shooting each other!!" that just sounds like usamerican projection, but okay
also: western lib: *sees an apartment building in a socialist country* western lib: is this a gulag??
i love the 'imagine the energy consumed by this building' because like. it's actually very clear and obvious that a building of many apartments will require less energy than the same number of detached houses, since it shares services and thermal inertia
imagine going to visit so many of your friends and they're like only a few floors away or maybe right next door
imagine the tenant's union that this kind of place can form 😍
The ideal living arrangement, according to the people on this post lmao
If you like this idea then go live there, go live that dream.
I personally will live like a human instead of a lab rat, I want to be able to go outside and touch grass and listen to the wind blow through the trees.
Usamericans are so suburbpoisoned they don't realize you can just. Walk out of an apartment building. You aren't stuck inside.
People on this website talk about creating self-sustaining communes and working together and making accessible walkable cities and then see a close knit community in China with walkable shops nearby to every home and call it inhumane
being a dom is only cool if people like you. otherwise it's super embarrassing. if you're a sub you can be like "ahhh i wanna get fucked superrr hard >w<" and it's kind of endearing. if you're a dom and you say "i want to FUCK someone.. who will be mommys little KITTY today .." and no one actually wants to have sex with you, you may as well kill yourself. because there's no coming back from that
had a dream i discovered i was the next spiderwoman and the first thing i did with this information was jump around a lot before decided to go piss and while i was pissing i woke up in my own bed, realizing i pissed myself and also i was going blind, before waking up again for real
Some of y’all clearly were normal and didn’t have a titanic obsession in elementary school bc I thought it was common knowledge that not even 40% of first class died on the titanic, those who did were majorly poor immigrants looking for a better life
It's me and my desperate need for attention against this cruel world
so embarrassing for the mcu to exist when everyone already saw spiderverse
idk what traumatized or mentally ill person needs to hear this but dreams (especially the really disturbing ones you dont want to talk about to anybody) arent some deep peek into your psyche or a sign of your True Desires or whatever theyre quite literally your brain making fruit salad with whatever it can find on the shelf. just putting all that shit in a blender and hitting obliterate. its fine, youre fine, youre not a weirdo for it
Actually forget what I said. This dream is more important than anything