okay americans how’d i do
Anonymous asked:
More a bisexual with a revolver type myself honestly. But swords are neat too! 😃
alright fine if it convinces the masses to read broken pantheon
pew pew binch
A warm welcome and a fair warning
All this money to advertise the show on tumblr and it’s beaten out by cottagecore 💀
this gif is so fucking funny, miles was really beating the dog shit outta this man lol
beat the shit out of him saturday
A warm welcome and a fair warning
I asked my friends from around the world to help me design different eggs as if theyre being added to QSMP!
love after telling triss and lucy that hes fully authorized to kill them if they act even the slightest bit sus (hes just a little cutie patootie)
my dealer: got some straight gas🔥😛 this strain is called house of leaves😳 you'll be zonked out of your gourd💯
me: yeah whatever. i don't feel shit
5 min later: dude i swear the house is 1/4" bigger on the inside
my buddy, will navidson, pacing: our house is God
those mutuals you have for years and years without ever really engaging with directly…. they are like coworkers to me. susan from accounting. I know you have kids and your interests (not aligned with mine but that’s okay) and we will never get after work drinks. but in my mind I am signing your birthday card.
about to scour fragrantica for a similar scent 😤
update:
#wasn’t gonna rb this cuz then everyone knows I’m once again in the astarion tag but#and Leau de Issey por homme the one with the wood top? THAT is v much bergamot and wood#which is closest I can get with ykno brandy and rosemary. wood adjacent. also aromantic and herbal which that scent kinda is#it’s v nice bergamot helps you smell very fresh cuz lots of mens perfume can be so heavy so astarion is so based for that#bergamot is so good in perfume shouts out#for the brandy stuff I’d say maybe jazz club from replica? that scent is HEAVY on the wood smell tho no bergamot
If I ever see you irl I’m biting your elbow to see if you actually taste like honey
okay well my elbows specifically would taste like body shop mango body butter cuz if i dont apply that like 5 times a day my elbows turn into the sahara desert
Anonymous asked:
with how much your reblogin about that balders gate vampire dude I think you would like to get bit
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