oh my GOD

My least favourite room to clean in. 😅

yo nothing is scarier then going into sculpture rooms at night..... Like I know what you're gonna say "oh it cant possibly be that scary" but until you've done it yourself I can tell you personally it's fucking terrifying

I’ve never seen Frederick Meijer Gardens on Tumblr before lol

Generational Oppression

Art by Ricardo Chucky || IG

If you can’t find a place on your blog for Patrick Stewart in a bathtub dressed like a lobster, then your blog probably doesn’t deserve such majesty anyway.

It has returned to my dash and I cannot fight the compulsion to reblog…

the patrick lobster appears only once in a thousand years, reblog for good luck

Starkid jokes that make you realize just how silly the Harry Potter books are.

(I love these nerds so much)

If you can think of others leave them in the comments!

welp. i was THISCLOSE to posting an adolescent “i hate everything” post… and then i saw this.

Literally just let this play 8 times in a row and my smile never faltered even once 😁

Watched this love, 6 times, and I’m still smiling. Going to hit post and then watch it some more.

This is why I keep on Tumbling. This is the joy of my childhood and the silliness right here

i'm losing my shit at this the delivery is absolutely flawless

this has better acting than most movies

Unmute !

This better be in the history textbooks in 30 years

I fully expect a page with a black and white screenshot of this with some exam question like “describe how this image links to the covid-19 pandemic of 2020”

This one might be my new favorite.

Free printer. May need some tuning.

cant believe banksy sold this for a million dollars.

DISNEY SONGS HIT DIFFERENT WHEN YOU’RE IN THE SHOWER 

video by: KABOUNI 

*pls don’t remove credit*

My new favorite video on the internet

I didn’t expect this to go as long as it did

This is absolutely fantastic…

Why won’t the Republicans impeach Trump?

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What kind of false advertising is your username?

I laughed so hard my sister fake called 911 in the dryest voice I have ever hear come out her mouth

someone put this on a shirt!

You better don’t.

So yeh, I don’t listen to trump supporters

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I can’t buy this in less than 24 hours because I don’t have the money, but hopefully someone else can cause damn, I would fucking wear this to school! Loud and fucking proud!

I told this joke to my mother and she started fucking cackling at the dining room table this is great.

Someone at Turning Point USA got fired because the Presidential seal they briefly put up behind Trump when he came to speak to them was accidentally an edited version featuring a two-headed eagle (like Russia’s state seal) that was carrying golf clubs

reblog for noises

the last 10,000 years of human history are justified by the fact we turned wolves into squeaky pompoms

Why are this person’s slippers fighting

Look at these grunting toasted marshmallows

Show some respect, people.

THANK YOU

if you c*nsor anything in a post you are l*gally required to put all of the omitted v*wels at the end as a footn*te

*eeoo

Okay th*n. *f you’r* sure about th*s. 

Old Macd*nald had a farm.  

*eieio

i’m going to shatter you like glass

oh my god that is so good

some of u never tried to force a volleyball as far underwater as u could at a pool as a kid only to have it shoot up and hit u in the fucking face and it shows

Some of you never tried to surf underwater with one of those beginner paddle instructor boards and then have it come up and hit you in the face and it shows.

Some of you have never had to lifeguard a bunch of dumb kids doing this and it shows

family photo of my 2 brain cells and the thought that they worked so hard to produce