Lil Nas X should not be allowed to be this funny
ice cold take but if you have to pay for accessibility features it is not in fact accessible
Some File Recovery demon lore! Feat a rather unfortunate example
Angels outnumbered The Fallen by a great deal so many demons resorted to splitting themselves off to boost numbers. Many also took this root to essentially end their conscious, a thing that is rarely ever allowed for immortal beings such as them.
Splits are essentially their own people, the more simpler way I could prob describe this method is 'Reverse 2048'
Humans have finally managed to land on Mars, only to find a locked safe buried in the Martian soil. The key is apparently on Earth, but no one knows where.
The galactic council watched on to see how humanity would handle the task, much as they had with several species before. What the test was supposed to show was whether or not a species of violent nature could ever be brought to work together. They finally picked something up, another ship already headed to Mars? Was it possible humans were that clever to have found the key, maybe it was more specialists and equipment to analyze the locked crate to ensure it was safe to open. A few minutes after landing, they got another broadcast from the red planet.
“This is the LockPickingLawyer and today I’ve got something quite special, this locked alien chest. First of all I have to thank everyone who recommended me for the job, I’m honored that you all thought of me. Now let’s get to work”
The council representatives were confused as they started analyzing the translation, before even getting through the name he spoke something haunting
“Normally I don’t say things like this but this lock is quite unique, however with no security pins it will still be quite quick.”
“There we go, a click on 3… “
All the species of the galactic council sat dumbfounded, they spent many galactic cycles refining and perfecting their study and in all their time not a singular race had tried this method. Click after click, even in such an intricate lock the human had only spent around five minutes tampering with it.
“There we go, now while I can’t open this as part of my video I can say that I at least have a clue what the key should look like in case it ever gets locked again. I admire the design choices and the fact that at least it was harder to get open than anything Master Lock has made”
I’ve probably forgotten some very important ones but these are the ones you get to choose from.
MILF SUPREMACY
shit how could I forget her
i wonder what it was like for sjet to leave the mothership at the end of homeworld 1 and then come back in 2. do you think she missed it? do you think she felt small and alone in a body without tactical, comms, and repair docks? what was it like to leave the mothership and become sajuuk?
WAIT FUCK DAMN CAN I CHANGE MY ANSWER TO BREQ
princess (referring to a boy)
youre so bad at tagging shit, you didnt even get any of these kinks right, like i dont see "force femmed" or "misgendered" or even "sissy" anywhere in your list, the only one that could plausibly work is "little" because of the mention of "boy", but thats a stretch, and besides that, basically every one of your tags has nothing to do with the source content, this constitutes "tag spam", im giving you an F in blogging, and now youre gonna have to retake the 4th grade.
BREAKING: Undertale stageplay in development, in collaboration with songwriter Lin Manuel Miranda
you know if you stop believing in automobiles the "cars" disappear and you can see everybody just flying around in that gay little sitting pose. you do this by getting inebriated. drink the gin
also all the stoplights are permanently green
