i cant wait to make a thousand of these

*WANT INTENSIFIES*

i would kill a man for a white plushie

The greatest tragedy of Among Us is making friends and then accidentally disconnecting before you get to say goodbye

I just... I wound up hosting for a bit, and a player by the name “Dad of 3” came in to join my game

He was... well. Clueless is an understatement. When I say he has no idea what was going on, I mean the second round he was in he SLAMMED the alarm button and said “my screen said imposter what does that mean”

“It means you’re the bad guy this time, dad,” We explained. “But next time try and keep it secret, okay?”

“Okay”

The next round, he killed another player right in front of me and immediately self-reported.

“I got my first kill,” he said.

“Good job, dad!” we all replied. “You’re getting it”

He was so proud, next round, when he helped us catch the killer. And we were proud for him. He was trying so hard.

His kids showed him the game, he said — “Look dad a meme” — so he was playing it for them.

“What’s sus” he had to ask. “Is it inappropriate?” “No dad. It’s short for suspicious, because suspicious is a lot to type.” “What’s gg?” “It means good game” “ok. Thank u. gg”

Two rounds later, he slammed the alarm again. “My map looks different,” he said. “There are buttons on it”

“That means you’re the bad guy again, dad. You push them to sabotage us. Try it out”

We spent that round watching Dad of 3 gleefully pop in and out of vents at random and press all the buttons just to see what they did

“Have you killed anyone yet dad?” “No. It feels strange.” “It’s okay. It’s just a game. You can kill us if you want to practice.”

He was trying so hard. I don’t know if he’d ever even played a video game before, but he was trying so hard to understand this thing his kids enjoyed, and my little group of strangers was doing our best to help him get there.

I’m so proud of that random father’s effort, and I’m proud of all the other players who were so willing to help him learn.

Then out of nowhere he was gone. Mid-round, Dad of 3 vanished to a bad connection, and I’m legitimately sad. I’d hoped we’d get the chance to play a round for real, and I’d have liked the chance to wish him luck and say goodbye.

But since I can’t do that, I’m throwing this into the void: I hope you have a nice time, Dad of 3, and I hope we were able to help you learn so you can have fun with your kids.

Good luck out there, buddy.

Daybreak says hello.

I’m not sure if this is the same guy (because sometimes people see posts like this and then steal the names for godknowswhat reason) but I swear to god someone at least with the same name came in and played.... and was an absolute bomb af player, that one group was one of the better games I had played today.

Maybe I’m just a bad player, maybe I got the name completely wrong (I’ve been playing a lot of Among Us recently so its been a good couple dozen rounds since when I played with those guys) or maybe it really was him, whatever happened that’s just all I have to say.

But if it really was him, I just wanna say; gg Dad of 3, you got me in cafe and I never saw it coming

I promised Tony and here he is!!

Since Natasha was such a success, I’m using the original numbers of the challenge this time, I hope I’m not being too optimistic!

Enjoy!

me when i get my student loan

this is the money cat. reblog in 30 seconds and you will find yourself with more wealth

#this is the only money cat i will reblog because it’s actually doing the manekineko pose151,646 notes (via lolwhutninja)

OMG YOU’RE RIGHT

and it has its right paw up! the correct paw for this. and from the markings on its ears, it looks like it might be a calico cat. which is the luckiest kind!

extremely lucky cat

I don’t even care if it actually works, I’m mostly reblogging because it’s freaking adorable.

cute cat and need money, good post, 10/10

in case anyones interested in the other versions

http://www.namaii.com/manekineko/maneki-neko-types.html

Y’know I reblogged this a bit ago and was saved from financial probation and getting kicked out of school because of it, just mere months from graduation. Got a call from the financial aid advisor telling me that they made a mistake with filing my account (or some other sort of clerical error) and said that, basically, they owe me money. Welp.

Last time I reblogged the money cat, I won two $100 gift cards at work.

Reblog this with the 7th pic in your gallery + tag 2 people

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People who are younger than you but taller

People who are younger than you but better than you at something

People who are younger than you

People

Being turned into a llama

A LLAMA?! HE’S SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD!!!

yeah… weird

This post is amazing from start to finish

The post. the post with the llamas. the post with the llamas specifically used to express frustration. The Frustration llamas post…

The best part is you read it in their voices PERFECTLY

music asks!

hozier- a song to fall in love to?

arctic monkeys- do you like when you can hear the singer’s accent?

catfish and the bottlemen- favorite male singing voice?

the smiths- a song that makes you contemplative?

kim petras- feeling girly anthem?

marina and the diamonds- an album that shaped your personality?

duran duran- most attractive music artist in your opinion?

childish gambino- a song to jam to in the car?

mitski- a song to cry happy tears to?

lady gaga- best performer of your generation?

the national- do you prefer deep voices or tenor voices?

the strokes- favorite frontman from the 2000’s?

led zeppelin- favorite song released before 1980?

the vaccines- favorite song by an indie artist?

fun.- favorite song from the 2000’s?

fleetwood mac- a song to cast a spell to?

car seat headrest- favorite relatively unknown artist?

vampire weekend- a song for a fresh start?

houndmouth- a song to listen to as the sun sets?

the 1975- ballads or upbeat?

jain- favorite foreign artist?

cigarettes after sex- best song to set a sexy mood?

orchestral manoeuvers in the dark- favorite movie soundtrack from the 80’s?

radiohead- best band of the 90’s?

the kooks- song to dance to in your room?

bastille- top 10 songs ever?

the beatles- most essential ‘must listen’ album?

jack white- best rock guitarist in your opinion?

joni mitchell- favorite song to cover?

susanne sundfør- favorite pop song by a female artist?

the beach boys- favorite song released before 1970?

brand new- best early 2000’s punk band?

sufjan stevens- favorite indie movie soundtrack?

hey since louis tomlinson admitted that larries made him and harry’s friendship fall apart and dan howell said phannies digging into his relationship w phil made him experience ptsd symptoms and brought him to a terrible place, can u all stop w the shipping bullshit now

psa: shipping real people is not only harmful to their mental state, but also harmful to their personal relationships, and writing sexually explicit fanfiction about people that exist in real life is creepy as well, and needs to stop. celebrities do not exist for your fetishization of them, and we need to start realizing that. you would not be comfortable if someone wrote a sexually explicit story about you, so why would a celebrity be comfortable with it? just because they’re famous does not mean you’re allowed to sexualize them and violate their privacy. 

I have absolutely no idea who any of these people are but please, please, please listen - do. not. ship. real. people.

It really does ruin relationships and lives.

Celebrities are not there for our consumption.

i hate this trend of white gays being homophobic transphobic racist and/or misogynistic and ppl letting them bc they’re gay

ok, yes this was inspired bc of dan howell’s coming out, and y’all forgiving his brownface, but i don’t mean only famous ppl. there’s an incredible amount of gay men who on dating apps put shit like ‘no hispanics’ ‘no asians’ and people let them; many gay men will talk about how dicks superior to pussy or something which is incredibly sexualizing and ends up in transphobes getting to shit talk and misgender trans men; many gay men objectify and/or touch women without their consent on the excuse that they’re gay so there’s no sexual connotations disregarding the fact that consent is always necessary and not always about sex. yes we can easily see it on famous people (and we’ve seen it quite a lot with j*mes ch*rles and now d*n how*ll) but y’all should start checking y’alls behavior because this is extremely common.

btw this is ok to reblog.

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Listen

This is to any of my followers but specially towards young people

Dont wish to be like im right now

Im sick. Depression is an illness. Im not okay. I have a bad sleep schedule, im awake till 4 even 5am and that’s not okay.

Do not want to be like me

Those vent posts i make? It’s cause i want to let them out. Im not glorifying what i have. And it doesnt make me a better artist. I have not drawn for 2 days because of it.

So please if you are not sick, if you do not have depression or anxiety or whatever mental illness: embrace what you have. Be grateful and do not wish to be sick cause trust me, we all want to get better and out of this hole.

Peter: There’s a multiverse?

Nick Fury: Yes, and I was I saying– wait, where’d he go

Peter, having already jumped into another universe and back again, this time carrying an incredibly confused, slightly dazed Alternate Universe!Tony in his arms, bridal style: Sorry Director, please continue

Peter, having already jumped into another universe and back again, this time carrying an incredibly confused, slightly dazed Robert Downey Jr. in his arms, bridal style: Sorry Director, please continue

“I am inevitable”

“And I am Iron Man.”

Not sure how we’re gonna survive with out him, but we’ll manage... somehow

Coming into a fandom late

Coming into a fandom early and watching it become an angry clusterfuck

Being in a dormant fandom that suddenly comes alive again after a new book/movie

Don’t forget about those who come in the midst of a fandom war. 

Accuracy at its best

Being in a fandom and not even knowing there’s a war going on…

all of this shit…lol

When You’re Not In The Fandom But You’re Nosy AF

When you get into a fandom only to discover it’s dead

This gets better every time I see it. 

@fuboos-mess

Being in a dead fandom…

Or being in such a tiny fandom that it feels like youre the only one

The accuracy hurts.

Being in a fandom that had a shit ending.

When you’ve been fangirling long enough, you’ve experienced all of the above.

Being in a fandom meant for kids.

This just gets better..

@mi-kleos

When you realize that joining the fandom has ruined you

Fandom hell in general

Yes.

This^^^ just… ALL OF THIS.

Being in so many fandoms that you don’t even know what’s going on

THIS IS THE SKULDUGGERY FUCKING PLEASANT FANDOM IN ONE POST!!

Trying to recruit people to your fandom

Annnnnnndddd it’s back

Being in a fandom which has so many antis

I’ve probably reblogged this before, but that was before these great additions.

Being in a fandom that actually works together

Why is this so true? All of it.

being in a fanbase but all your mutuals suddenly turn into Kpop blogs

I always enjoy it when a good post comes around again and has been improved by the reblogs like the years for a fine wine.

Being in a fandom when shit goes down and everyone has different opinions

When you are in a fandom and don’t care for others people opinion…..even if they are right…(believe me, I have met several of those)

Being in a fandom you never meant to join

I love this. and it’s gotten better

After abandoning a fandom you’re still a little bit emotionally invested in….

All of these are me. Lol

Being in a fandom on Tumblr

Being in a fandom after December 17th

it got better until the bitter end

The conclusion!! That conclusion!!

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