For this assignment, please write a 500 word essay as DR. JULIUS D. VENKMAN, a verified twitter user (or "bluecheck") defending the merits of CYBER-PRISON, a federal program which traps convicted felons in a virtual reality construct. Venkman is currently writing for an audience of Democrats, and so will focus on how trapping prisoners in a computer simulation similar to The Matrix is a humane alternative to conventional imprisonment.

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This is a joke, right? I would be shocked if it wasn’t.

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Sadly, while CYBER-PRISON remains only the fever dream of a few backwards intellectuals and science-fiction writers, bluechecks are all too real, and remain a threat to the interests of United States and the American people. 😔

It’s just another part of the social media reality show, etc.

eventually ChatGPT will start answering prompts like Frank does, and then all the jobs will be available again