Please don't concave my tiddies, my good sir! I beg of you, don't do it!
Welcome back to its really hot and I’m going to murder someone
the fuck man do i have a tumblr criminal record or some shit ??
the gimmick blogs are like tumblr’s rogue gallery. yes we’ve got some heroes, yes we’ve got some villains, but more importantly if you look over here you will see some freak who devotes all their time to counting the number of “t’s” in a post
T Count: 15
Letter Count: 198
Your T Percentage: 7.58%
Average T Percentage: 6.95%
You used the letter T 1.09 times as much as average!
YOU EXIST???
Sometimes you create a guy and it turns out they already exist
Sometimes that guy has skills beyond your comprehension @identifying-cars-in-posts
1993-1997 Mazda 626
I love all the fun kinds of autism we get here
For all my fellow oversharers out there.
As a chronic people-pleaser, this is my advice for success.
Offer as little as possible. Be terse. Get rid of all those exclamation marks and tidbits about why you want to take a sick day. State your needs clearly and concisely without reason. Start saying “No, I’m unable.” more often. Say Thank You only when the other party deserves it.
any time I do anything mildly out of the ordinary I picture myself as being a tumblr girlies favorite character because then it will become a point of endearment for the whole fandom instead of being unremarkable and boring. yes I'm normal why do you ask
everything I do is an adorable quirk now according to the counsel that exists in my head
just painted an onion on a cutting board and i think it’s the peak of my artistic career
look at her…
she gets stronger!
the full painting is finally complete!
This is giving me emotions that I myself do not fully understand
Maybe you're just tearing up because someone has been cutting onions
Hi! You may know me as the dweeb who made that dumb HRT gummy commercial a while back. I don’t wanna spend too much time on my sob story or clog your dashboard, so you can read it under the cut. The tl;dr version is I’m playing whack-a-mole with debt and bills and I’m in freefall until I can get on unemployment, which is taking ages.
(16th of July) This post hasn’t had any activity for a while but I could still really use some help. I’m broke for the time being and in a dark place mentally and I don’t really have anywhere else to turn. If I can stay afloat a little longer I’ll hopefully get approved for unemployment and you’ll stop seeing this stupid post.
You get there and all the pretty boys look up from drinking from the reservoir and gallop away like gazelle
had the wildest interaction today some random woman called me a slag and my dog a fucking faggot because I was using a pink lead/harness and he’s a boy like what the fuck lmfaoo
he did start wagging his tail when he got called a fag so good for him <3
imagine seeing this and being like oh my god oh my god i need to say a slur right now
I love this meme because I think humans 10,000 years ago or 100,000 years ago would also like it
the heat of the fire draws air straight up from the center over the fire. This draws the air in from the sides in a circle around the fire creating an air current, which means air is being blown toward the fire from all sides. When you sit on one side of the fire, it blocks some of the air moving toward the fire from that side. Now there is more air being blown toward the fire from the side opposite you. This pushes the smoke your direction. When you move to the other side, it just makes the same thing happen over there. The smoke actually literally does follow you around no matter where you sit. Because physics.
in other words what you actually need at the fire is other people sitting around the fire with you to balance it out ;~;
baeddelicto
Solidarity Summer is well and truly ramping up. AS IT FUCKING SHOULD.
And another one! 📢
Barnes and Noble booksellers are working on forming a union as well!
Their flagship store and New York has unionized along with 3-4 other stores! This is happening! People are tired of being seen as dollar signs and being made to work just to get to work more, to survive instead of thrive. Keep it UP.
Yellowstone National Park just voted to unionize General Schedule employees (most park rangers, folks in admin, resource management). It's not in the news but I'm pretty excited about it.