Please don't concave my tiddies, my good sir! I beg of you, don't do it!
does tumblr know about tim misny??? like has the level of tim misny awareness that exists in northeast ohio broken containment and become known online yet???
ok so tim misny is a personal injury lawyer here in ohio.
that’s him. you do not have to remember his face from this image because you’re gonna see it a lot in this post. so mainly i think we all kinda honed in on tim misny because of his slogan
he’s gonna make them pay. he’s gonna get you that money but also it’s a little threatening like he’s gonna fully fuck his legal opponent’s shit up. this sprung tons of local memes. then there were the billboards which were normal at first.
but here’s the thing; we already know what misny does. he makes them pay. so it turns into just saying “you know what i do” which is funny enough if you don’t at all have the context.
but this is not where the absurdity caps out, my friends. no. this is what it has evolved to and they. are. everywhere.
that’s right. no text. just the judging eyes of tim misny, glaring through our skin and into our souls. there is no god. there is no devil. there is just tim misny and he’s gonna make them pay.
There's something quite charming about relatively small objects that are way heavier than they look. ooohh you're one dense little freak aren't you
i deleted my blog and tumblr immediately asked me if i want to sign up again
and here you are
Wait, it got better.
He does this a lot, to my deep surprise in undergrad:
For reference, the reason nobody likes this book and you can press tofu with it is that it’s about 1600 pages long.
It’s also, by all accounts, the origin of Cousin Throckmorton
minotaur costumes from the lion, the witch and the wardrobe
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I had an unsavory thought that I won’t share
I’ll share mine. I want him to fuck me so deep you can see his cock pushing out of my stomach
I wish c.s.lewis could see that comment
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Reasons why, "And we've spent our existence pretending that we aren't" is haunting me weeks later:
- There's a self-awareness here that wouldn't exist if Crowley only just realized he and Aziraphale act like a couple once Nina said it. He's known this for a long, long time to say they've both been pretending
- Relatedly, Crowley says it's mutual. He thinks Aziraphale has acted like a romantic partner towards him, knows it, and has been in denial
- Crowley thinks they've been like a couple since the beginning. It's not, "We've spent the last 100 years pretending that we aren't" or "We gradually drifted from our sides and formed our side." He thinks their relationship has been fundamentally the same their entire lives
- The voice crack
- How frightened Aziraphale is that Crowley is breaking the rules of their little unspoken dance and actually calling out what they are
It drives me insane how many people dont realise how often they break the law and that if the full force of it was ever applied life would basically be unliveable. Like between traffic violations, petty workplace theft, account sharing and piracy alongside how common it is to have been in posession of some illegal drug at some point in your life. People still manage to get away with thinking "criminals" are people who commit crimes not just populations that are surveilled enough to be routinely prosecuted
friendly reminder that you don't need any diagnosis or disorder to adapt your routine to accommodate you! sit down in the shower. brush your teeth and wash your face in the shower. bring a chair to the kitchen while you cook. use unscented products. your routine should be built for you.
Can i add? You also don't need any diagnosis or disorder to use things that will improve your life. Use a cane, install a shower chair, use a kid app for brushing your teeth if it helps to maintain your attention. You don't need permission to make your own life better.
Rewrite of Stranger Things s4 where steddie are secretly together. When Eddie pushes Steve against the wall, he quickly realises that its Steve. And in his panicking brain, he doesn't give a shit that there's anyone else around, just that his Steve is there, so he drops the bottle and kisses and hugs his boyfriend.
Everyone is stunned into silence while Eddie mutters things about how he was so scared, that he didn't know what to do or what was even happening, how he was just so happy Steve was there, how he knew Steve would believe him, while Steve is holding him and staring at everyone's shocked faces.
And then Dustin is like 'hey, what the fuck???'