Link is now fixed. Anything and everything helps
i’m staying with my parents a couple weeks until my new apartment is ready so they sit and watch me play zelda whenever they have a minute. and they always say stuff like “doesn’t link get lonely?” and “don’t you think he’s tired from running everywhere?” and “does he have a home?” like exactly exactly thats what i’m always saying. they have got to get on tumblr
Ahahah, guys I put my jeans on this morning that have holes in and one of the holes lines up perfectly with my tattoo 😭
Loooook
life hack: if you go to bed you can sleep and then you will feel less tired
Unfortunately, "be gay, do crimes" caught on not because most of the people saying it were criminals, nor even because they were broadly supportive of crime. In fact, most of them weren't. It's just because "crime" is a funny word. Thus is the fate of all radical politics.
gender is a performance and im getting heckled by those old gay muppets
fairyportal
Those tags had me weeping actual tears of mirth holy fuck
If someone told me $100,000 a year wasn’t enough to live on I think i’d kill them with a rock right then and there.
ah, i’m so bad at posting here. acknowledging this Day of Mourning from the lands of Kiikaapoi, Peoria, Potawatomi, Myaamia & Ochethi Sakowin people, aka Chicago, derived from a native word for garlic (mmm…) which is really suitable for me because I live here now 🌱🧄✨
whose.land are you on? talk about it over dinner this weekend with your fam & what it means to give the #landback. considering everything, listening & learning from indigenous people is the least you can do.
this is, like, the funniest possible way you could end a theatrical movie for a kids show that everyone hates for being annoying.
Is your dad Ron Swanson? (via blooper2112)
this is the money axe of good fortune, reblog to receive money and axes
I could use an axe to be honest
HOA freaks are just on a level I can’t even begin to comprehend like what exactly am i supposed to be offended by in this picture I genuinely do not know
Thr blue trash bins are visible, the lawn is overgrown , hedges need to be cut, I’m sure they are mad at the car being outside the garage, anything that is literally under the tree, the entire house being a wrong color or something
It’s literally creating policies so strict that they can charge fines all the time and make money off it, it’s community policing at its very worst
Outright rejecting perversion and eroticism is a surefire way to give perversion and eroticism a stranglehold on your life.
"I'm not like those freaks" you've already lost. It does not matter what you are, you're a freak to someone. Own it or it owns you.
sometimes the joke going over your head can really work out