minimchenryxo reblogged
yes hello 911 i’m being forced into adulthood and i don’t like it send help

yes hello 911 i’m being forced into adulthood and i don’t like it send help
I just miss you (via erica-s-diary)
your life hasn’t been completed until you see giraffes fighting
you’re welcome
i thought they were partying
i jUST WANT TO BE LIKED
I SPELLED BEVERAGE WRONG
if you were praised for being smart as a child and now feel crippling sensations of inadequacy when you don’t instantly know how to do something perfectly clap your hands
I did this once and I thought it said two CUPS of vanilla extract and my whole house smelled like the pillsburry dough boys butt hole for a month.