I STEPPED OUTSIDE OF THE FRONT DOOR OF MY OWN HOME ONLY TO FIND THE DEER THAT TRIED TO KICK MY ASS LAST YEAR STANDING RIGHT THERE IN MY FRONT YARD. BOLD AS BRASS.
AM I NOT SAFE ANYWHERE ANYMORE
for those of you who were not here last year: this deer is the most obnoxious, unnatural red-orange color I’ve ever seen, only appears when it’s raining, and once chased me a quarter mile through the woods. her name is Hot Cheeto Hatred and she is my nemesis
dude, i think that’s a fairy
"dont smoke around your pets" okay well i dont even smoke im asthmatic. my dog smokes bc she needs to fucking chill sometimes and Yeah i light them for her Obviously bc she cant use a lighter. i dont get anyrhing out of this arrangment and i resent the implication. in fact shes giving ME secondhand smoke. so my question is why are you so hateful and jugemental and acting like an asshole to me making presumptions and shit about my life.
fireball whiskey can be put in milk to make FIRE MILK
eat some protein if you are feeling FATIGUED
visit garage sales if you want to find DEALS ON BELT SANDERS
what we'll learn next week is still shrouded in darkness
why is “report hate speech” not one of the default options with “report spam” instead of “report sexually explicit material”. i’m not a cop so i don’t care if people post hole & pole but i would love if i didn’t have to explain every time why it’s bad when there are nazis
sometimes........ strangers who look intimidating........ are the kindest people youll ever meet
i (he/him) just spent the last three hours walking and riding the buses in 90 degree weather to go meet up with someone on facebook marketplace about a pet stroller. im DRIPPING sweat i ran out of water an hour in. i have one of our cats on my back in a carrier bc it was only supposed to get to the low 70s and rain a little and she loves it. but its too late to turn back and shes not happy.
i get to the house finally and im incredibly anxious. its an insanely rich area and i cant tell you how many blue lives matter flags i spot on my journey. i show up and theyre the prettiest house on the block. i walk up and INSTANTLY the woman spots me and i have a brief moment of liberal terror before shes rushing me into shade, forcing an ice cold water in my hands, and refusing to take my money.
she gasped in horror at my retelling of my trip and rushed to get the cat a bowl of water and show me her big chunker boy cat. said i reminded her of her daughter and not only will she refuse to take my money but shes making her grouchy husband drive us home. i had been looking at another 3 hours or more trip home and BOOM 12 minute drive with the cutest little bloodhounds slobbering and a nice old man telling me about his daughter and how much they miss her....
theres nice people out there. in the most unlikely places
Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?
It was a huge milestone of scientific and technological advancement. (Plus, at the time, politically significant). Humanity went to space! We set foot on a celestial body that was not earth for the first time in human history! That’s a big deal! I’ve never thought about it before but now that I have, it’s ridiculous to me that that’s not part of our everyday lives and the public consciousness anymore. Why don’t we have a public holiday and a family barbecue about it. Why have I never seen the original broadcast of the moon landing? It should be all over the news every year!
It’s July 20th. That’s the day of the moon landing. Next year is going to be the 54th anniversary. I’m ordering astronaut shaped cookie cutters on Etsy and I’m going to have a goddamn potluck. You’re all invited.
Hey. Hey. Tumblr. Ides of March ppl. We can do this
MOON LANDING DAY IS THURSDAY!
found footage horror film
agitated girl: mike put the camera down
mike: He ha why its a home movey
no offense to anyone personally but I think we are way too used to and comfortable with weekly releases and if that wasn’t already bad enough, it seems like most of you aren’t even patient enough to wait for the official release date my point is this industry moves way too quickly
The way that people treat with the medium of manga is interesting and sad because a lot of mangaka are disabled and becoming disabled because of the intense workload. The grace extended to legendary author-artists like Togashi should be how all these artists are treated, and more. Your favorite artists are destroying themselves to create the pages you consume and make judgments on and they deserve to take the time their bodies need to recover from these efforts. The weekly release schedule is literally hurting artists.
i definitely think minecraft won't be the game for everyone in the end and that's just how things are no problem but i do think *some* people who don't get the hype of it just need to play with their friends and build a house with them. its also for doing things like this.
meet cute prompt
these two people just constantly rotating groundhogs between Germantown and Sugarloaf for years
i hate nerves and anxiety. oh nooo i am scared of acting like a weird bitch to remedy this i will act like a weird bitch
My favorite part of pre season 4 steddie fics is Steve being COMPLETELY honest and saying shit like "Sorry I signed an NDA, i legally cannot tell you" And Eddie just being like "...okay magic man keep your secrets then"
YES THIS
looking up google images pictures of michigan at the same time as my friend and calling it michigan multiplayer
Obsessed with the fact that this wasn’t a fluke and they are clearly training this cat to dj.
My first question to someone who’s like, “You should give up writing and learn to code!” would be to ask, “Is that how you entertained yourself during the pandemic? With long videos of people coding? Or did you read books and watch TV and movies like the rest of us?”