the commissioner is doing a great job!

started sending bird facts to my math teacher anonymously

i FUCKING love lesbians

they should have naptime at work, and silent reading time, and recess , and

and playing wolves

sir snoopy

[id: art of Snoopy. He is wearing a knight’s helmet, a red cape, and chainmail gloves. He is holding a sword and smiling at the viewer.]

from “the worst journey in the world” (1922) by apsley cherry-garrard

guard dog type characters/dynamics or general pet/owner/master type dynamics are so hot to me i'm obsessed with them sorry it's about loyalty ownership protectiveness commands and obedience that's why i'm obsessed with gallifrey because leela is romana's guard dog and torvald is narvin's working dog and leela makes narvin heel like a pet. sorry going back for a sec it's also about collars

we fucked up

BREAKING: the Tampa Bay Rays have changed their uniforms to display a beautiful embroidery piece of Tony Soprano smoking a big cigar with his face half in shadow.

I love you trans women I am sorry about the world

things to ask yourself when designing a female character:

me: how about you stop “scrolling” your “dash” and start dashing to deliver me scrolls

my useless apprentice: why do you pay the homunculus more than me

i still think about the implications of cole and solas talking about movies and tv From Our World involving angels. the game was made in 2014 but does that mean in the years since theyve both seen the rest of supernatural. what does solas think about destiel. me naming my first inquisitor Destiel Lavellan is even funnier when you take into consideration cole and solas's party banter that references The Show Supernatural. does cole like jack. i think cole would really like jack. similar type of little guy i think.

solas cole come sit with me and tell me what you thought about season 14 and 15 i really want to know

whenever i say ‘yee’ im not saying yes in a cutesy way im quoting this thing

i made some ceramic snoopy charms

BREAKING: the Chicago White Sox and the Chicago Cubs have moved into a cute two-bedroom together.

Why Wayne got socks in the jacuzzi

those are his hooves you bitch

PS Plus guy: “Ok, we have to put together a list for Valentines Day, but we also want to respect the players who are single and like singleplayer games. Who is the most divorced character we have?”