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How to catch Sanemi's eye!

To be able to somehow get his attention you'd have to be VERY strong. (Like being able to kill demons with your bare hands strong) I honestly belive he wouldn't pay attention to you or interact (positively) with you unless you were a Hashira.

Honestly he'd probably would call you a runt and tell you to get lost if you talked to him and you weren't a Hashira.

Sanemi is VERY tricky because although we know he had a crush on kanae and her personality is very sweet and gentle I can see him with someone who will stoop to his level when he's being a dick but will otherwise be nice to him.

Ideal personality:

Serious: You need to take your duty as a Hashira seriously and not mess around a lot since he doesn't like idiotic behavior.

Patient: Sanemi is a little shit starter (as seen when he first met Kagaya and Rengoku) so someone who can keep up with his antics and stop him when he goes to far is needed.

Opposite of gloomy (lol): We all know he isn't the biggest fan of Giyuu one of the reasons is because he's just depressing (sorry ily Giyuu) someone that just has a gloomy and sad aura is just going to piss him off.

Talkitive: Bro is not going to initiate conversation at least not in the beginning of your "friendship". He wouldn't like someone who actively seeks him out to talk to him but the occasional "Good morning, Sanemi!" Or a "How are you today? Did your latest mission go well?" When you cross him will probably have him grumbling underneath his breath as he blushes. (His version of giggling and kicking his feet)

First meeting:

My vision for your first meeting is when you get introduced as a Hashira you're probably Rengoku's replacement, since Sanemi liked Rengoku he's probably going to be extra on edge. Which would probably lead to him "testing" you. (Trying to fight)

"Id advised you to stop." You warned him but he did not listen. Sighing you caught one of his punches quickly turned to the side, buried your fist full of his hair and slammed him onto the ground before burrying your knee into his back and pinned both his leg down by stepping on it.

"Y/n."

"Sorry master." You apologized and bowed down released him.

You apologize after the meeting but he practically ignores you, he is going home and training harder than ever thinking of you the whole time.

You probably receive a bunch of invatation to sparring matches after that.

For a first meeting I feel this is perfect because I'm 100% sure he would prefer a stronger s/o AND if he got shown up by them bros whole face is tomato RED its from embarrassment but also because it kind of turns him on.

This scenario would set you up for a slow burn which is the only way I see Sanemi getting together with someone.

Angry confession is the only way you're getting him to confess because he probably doesn't even realize his own feelings.

This isn't stated in the manga but because hashiras keep killing upper moons I feel Muzan is probably promoting lower moons like crazy and giving them a bunch of blood so they grow stronger and FINNALY manage to defeat a hashira, the increasing rate of demons strength would mean joint missions.

Joint missions are the prime opportunity to bond. Please bring Ohagi!

𝕄𝕀𝔾𝕌𝔼𝕃 𝕆'ℍ𝔸ℝ𝔸 𝕏 𝔾ℕ! ℝ𝔼𝔸𝔻𝔼ℝ ℍ𝔼𝔸𝔻ℂ𝔸ℕ𝕆ℕ𝕊

Okay, in my mind, I see it this way:

This man lost all of what he cherished and, after which, he made it his work to ensure what happened to him would never happen again. The thing is - it's very personal. 

He works so hard not because he's born a workoholic (Idk about comic Miguel, but rn Im talking about atsv Miguel and what we've seen of him) but because hes hurting and feeling guilty, and there's just so much mental baggage to unpack.

 🧛🏽Of course he'll be shitting his spider-pants from the sheer thought of having someone close to him again or having any attachments. But if this man ends up with a S/O somehow, it would mean there's already a lot of work done with him opening up and getting attached and, in this case, his priorities will change too.

🧛🏽I don't see him ignoring his SO or abandoning them for work or being mean to them for no reason, he'll get a totally new set of priorities. And his SO is surely his number one priority.

🧛🏽He will try to prioritize work, but if you call him he'll just drop everything he's been doing. (he sure will complain that he needs to do his very important job and all)

🧛🏽He wouldn't ever want to take his anger out on you, but this man does have anger issues. He'll try to manage it to best of his ability if he's around you - he'll just be grumpy and try to be civil with you while holding back his desire to punch a hole through a wall. 

If he's furious he won't talk much, will just be frowning silently, he may sound a bit rude atm, he still wouldn't want to harm or upset you. If he ever shouts at you he'll be quick to apologize.

🧛🏽He doesn't strike me as a jealous type, he's concerned for your safety, not for your loyalty. He wont even think about it. Unless you'll give him a rock solid reason to.(but why?)

🧛🏽He'll have separation anxiety soo bad he'll cuff you to himself. This man can't breathe freely if you're out of his line of sight.

🧛🏽He is a family-oriented man. He craaveesss family, this man needs comfort so badly.

🧛🏽He tries to treat his SO as an independent and capable individual, no matter if they are a spider person or not, he respects them. He tries and he fails not to be controlling and protective. 

❤️Love languages :

Quality time

"I want a hundred of your time, you're mine."

As I said, he will be glued to your side. He'll have you in his office while he works, just having you around is comforting, even when you two aren't talking. Just hearing your heartbeat and breathing makes his heart feel lighter. To have you in sight and to know you're safe is what it takes for him to stay calm and focused.

Touching.

Two words: touch starved(or is it one word?)

He just likes to feel any part of your body against any part of his body. He'll love it if you fall asleep on his lap while he works (I have no idea if Miguel has a chair in his lair but let's imagine he has one). If you spoil him with light touches, caressing his skin gently, patting his head, running your hand through his hair, he will crumble.

He will always be silently begging for your touch, like a cat that wants headpats, tries to hide it to save its dignity, but fails miserably by being too obvious. He is a cat.

Anonymous asked:

Could you write something with hate sex between Miguel and another spider reader? Reader is good at their job but constantly argues with Miguel so he decided to shut them up

AhhahahahMiguel is so based like I can imagine him and a stubborn but smart reader butting heads all the time- like the only time they get along is when they’re having sex, and even then it’s a competition- soooooo I felt like writing some like, mutual pining or crush situation or whatever, so I changed the base plot a little, to make it a liiiiitttle funnier.

NSFW Spiderman 2099 x Male Reader - I Love Hate You

Asks and Suggestions are open and encouraged!

Warnings: envenomation, hate sex, competitive sex???, Miguel and Reader are dumbasses, use of the word Pussy for Male Readers booty-hole<3.

You and Miguel were constantly butting heads. Whether it was task management, canon event cataloging and prevention, or just random opinions, you both always had to fight with the other. You both came up with the bright idea to fight physically, but it went on for hours with neither of you coming out on top, and a destroyed training room. So verbal abuse it was.

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I Speak Spanish, Tontito.

[Part 1/?]

∆ Miguel O'Hara x Male Hispanic Reader

∆ Summary: Miguel doesn't know you speak and understand Spanish fluently so he openly expresses how much he loves you in his native language thinking that you won't understand a thing.

∆ Content Warnings: AFAB reader. Fluff. Miguel not knowing how to manage his feelings.

∆ English is not my first language so... I'm sorry if something is not well written!

∆ word count: 763

FEMALE READER WRITERS, PLEASE STOP PUTTING MALE READER IN YOUR TAGS! ITS NOT CUTE NOR FUNNY!

“w-well there’s so many male readers!”

DUDE NO THE FUCK THERE ISNT?! THERE IS SO MANY FEMALE READERS, ITS NORMALIZED TO MAKE THE READER FEMALE TO POINT JUST PUTTING ‘X reader’ AUTOMATICALLY MAKES IT FEMALE READER COMPARED TO PUTTING GN! READER.

Thanks for coming to my TED Talk, have a wonderful day my dudes, dudettes, and dudeinis!

The sight of this stupid sandwich had me in stitches for no god damn reason. Why are you blue

Context (it’s just a brief visual gag)

Also under the cut for comparison sake I had a slightly more unhinged alternative for miguel’s expression, which I decided against since it felt a bit too over reactive for me — but it’s still funny so I’m leaving them here side by side