Haunted house
Ghost:BOO! YOU'RE NEXT! CAN'T ESCAPE BOOOOOOOOO
Me:AHHH MAKE IT STOP
Ghost:Buy my silence.Permanently. $8000 per month. For $8,000 a month, I will stop.
If you’ve been following me for a while, you might remember this Kevin that I drew way back in 2021. I’ve been meaning to redraw it for a WHILE now, and was finally happy with one of those redraw sketches today!
As always, art is free to use as icons as long as you credit me properly!
Anonymous asked:
Please ramble away about MK and the waddle dees!!
the joke au where MK is legally a waddle dee :0 I need to know more about it!!
This is the Dedede 64 crochet attempter anon btw who had to stop their work because of college hell
So Waddle Dees are simple creatures.
A common, but major misconception is they are uniform to the point where deviation is not tolerated. Variations are on the rarer side, but not unheard of. Sometimes Waddle Dees are not orange, but instead red, brown, yellow, and in rare cases almost green or purple. These variations do not matter in the social structure of a Waddle Dee herd. Additionally, some Dees are known to become masters in a dedicated subject, changing their name and appearance to reflect this. These changes also do not matter; they are still Waddle Dees to any other Dee.
The essentials are as follows: Waddle Dees are all are small, round, no mouth, two eyes, and a face lighter than their bodies.
The important thing to note is this:
- When wearing his mask, Meta Knight meets all the qualifications for Waddle Dees to consider him as another Dee.
- Nobody has seen Meta Knight Without his mask.
When Meta Knight came to Dreamland, the first person he met was not the King, not Kirby, but a small patrol of Waddle Dees who had seen his small starship crash.
Inside was a strange Dee, one with weapons and armor forged in stardust, one with wings meant to soar on solar winds, but also one who was bleeding and one who needed help. The alien features this Waddle Dee had were not given a second glance once the patrolling group had decided this knight was one of their own.
Recovery had become tricky once the Waddle Dee herd had discovered Knight Dee did not speak Wanya. However through persuasive shows of kindness, and by Wise Waddle Dee giving basic language lessons, Knight Dee had accepted the hospitality. This was when Meta Knight truly began to become part of the family.
Previously, he had lived a mostly solitary life, devoid of kindness or comfort. The universe has been razed over by dark matter, nightmares, and other nameless wars; Popstar is an oasis. Being taken in by aliens who saved his life and still were kind when he tried to reject help struck a chord in him. Meta Knight would learn how to repay the kindness every one of these creatures had shown him.
Through the years, although Meta Knight was far more solitary than his companions, he had learned their names, even bonded with many. His closest companions are two Dees by the name of Sailor and Bandana, although he deeply appreciates them all. Meta will take time away from his travels of the universe to visit the Waddle Dee herd, helping or celebrating or giving them gifts.
The Knight eventually catches on that the Waddle Dees have always considered him another one of their species, and when he tried to come clean and correct them all, they still called him one of their family. Needless to say, Meta Knight is extremely fond of each and every Waddle Dee.
Years later, when a new king comes into power and employs the Waddle Dees into his help, King Dedede is sifting through registration records of all the Waddle Dees. Seeing a name marked down in as Knight Waddle Dee piques his curiosity—he really does need a knight for his new court. He summons this knight and is confused when he sees who answers. Why is this “Meta” guy marked down as a Waddle Dee? When King Dedede brings it up, offering the correct the paperwork, it’s met with denial from not only the Knight, but every other Dee in the room as well.
Realizing his mistake, The King apologizes and doesn’t bring it up again. Meta Knight won’t admit it out loud, but that had been the first straw which eventually lead to him attempting a takeover. He had become so used to unquestionably being considered a Waddle Dee, having that questioned made him furious.
Meta Knight’s familial attachment to the Dees is also why he is so serious about his role as a guardian in Forgotten Land. He blames himself deeply for failing to protect them initially and refused to rest until every one had been rescued. They all had a big cuddle pile and he also had to talk to Therapist Waddle Dee after that incident.
The urge to replace Galaxia with a empty paper towel roll and put Meta Knight in a arena with some poor soul to see what happens
Been mulling over the vague idea of a sci-fi Kirby au that features Meta Knight as a lone human taken from his home and struggling to survive in a galaxy that is very much not made for him.
One of my favorite concepts for it so far is that Galaxia is a type of alien parasite.
Eons ago, when the universe was very young and unstable, two forms of life so different from each other had found themselves living on a planet whose name is lost in time. This planet is a legend in the present, believed to house technology so advanced it might have been magic, and the inhabitants were said to be immortal. Speculation claims that the god-like aliens grew bored of the young universe, choosing to abandon it and ascend to a higher existence. If you unlock their secrets, you would receive the throne of godhood as well.
The reality of the forgotten planet is different, and some of these so-called “gods” are still alive and could tell you such.
Galaxia is originally from the forgotten planet, and she remembers that the environment was so hostile that technology never developed past primitive space travel. There was no grand magic, and while the inhabitants were long-lived, neither species were immortal. Life on the forgotten planet found a way to struggle and hold on, and not much else ever was accomplished.
The modern tongue refer to the two species which had inhabited the planet as Fire People and Parasites.
The Fire People were cunning, swift, and beacons of endless energy, but the nature of their bodies left them vulnerable and easily snuffed out into ash and coals. The Parasites are armored, vicious, and nearly immortal, but this came at the cost of never being able to live without the energy of another.
The modern tongue misrepresents the latter of the two.
Both these species survived the hostile conditions of their planet by depending on each other. Fire People were so easily extinguished, but if they offered a Parasite their energy, then a Parasite would act as protective shield. Two lived as One. If One became separated into Two, then both are sure to die. Symbiotic is the proper word to describe Galaxia.
Galaxia in particular had been distinguished due to being the companion to the Fire People’s king: Photron.
The two had bonded when the king had only been a young spark. Not many had been brave enough to approach such a old and powerful Parasite such as herself. The power Galaxia demands is so great that most Fire People are sucked dry of their life energy and extinguished in mere moments. The royal parents had been terrified that their young spark was approaching such a monster, but it was of no consequence. Galaxia’s many gold-red-green-blue-pink-white eyes saw the potential Photron held, but even more important was the young spark’s charm. Seldom had Galaxia come across another mind who she enjoyed the companionship of, and she had been gleeful to accept the bond with young Photron.
The bond between such a powerful Parasite and Fire is responsible for Photron eventually claiming the throne. This powerful bond is also how Photron survived long enough to see the rest of his people die.
The hostile planet which these species resided on was not stable, the atmosphere was unwinding and the ground crumbling. The Parasites would try to fight this fate, to defend their beloved Fire, but even their power can not match that of nature, and slowly Fire after Fire were snuffed out. Soon the streets were empty of people; instead littered with the sleeping bodies of The Parasites lain amongst piles of coals and ash. Although these Parasites were still alive and merely in a hibernation of sorts, they would perish when the planet fully shatters.
Overcome with the grief of being unable to save his people from the decay of their planet, Photron wondered if he could save at least one life. The King Photron did not know if there was anyone else in the universe outside of his dying planet, and space travel was not a proven concept, but he valued the life of his companion over his own. This inspired Photron to hatch a scheme.
In secret, Photron commissioned his last few engineers to make a vessel capable of leaving the planet. Upon the night of the machine’s completion, the clever king used the flames of his own body to burn a special herb which was known to paralyze The Parasites, making them fall off. Galaxia felt betrayed that her companion would not take into account her wishes to stay until the end, but she was in a death-like sleep before it mattered. Put into a primitive space capsule and launched blindly into the depths of the universe, Galaxia would not be awake to see the light of her beloved companion be snuffed out.
The Parasites share similarities to the tardigrade. By succumbing to a death-like state, she had survived eons outside of her home planet without a host. In recent millennia, this parasite had become a legend, alongside the sparse few other who had survived the destruction of their home. She and the others are sought after in the belief that they hold the secrets of immortality.
Upon being awoken by such a person looking to cheat death, Galaxia had not been impressed, but she agreed. She was lonely. Her new host, of course, had not been worthy of her gifts like Photron had. In just two lunar cycles, the new host proved to be too weak, unable to meet the high amount of life energy which The Parasite fed off of. This fool paid for their hubris with their life. It was of no consequence to Galaxia. The next fool would come along sooner or later. And each one would be drained of their energy just like the last.
This was how Galaxia once again gained the reputation of a monster, and how her kind shifted from being seen as symbiotic to being Parasites.
Of course, while many would avoid her completely, there were others who would be interested in the services of such monsters like The Parasites. Nefarious companies looking to get rid of “failed investments”. Headstrong warriors hoping to get her aid in battle. All sought out stories of a nameless monster for one reason or another. All were unworthy.
Galaxia extinguished flame after flame until a peculiar life form had crossed her path. The alien was one she had never seen before, but obviously a warrior. Scars littered it’s skin, with the most gruesome of which had been slashed deep across its eyes. All that remained were two pale white slivers which ghosted over Galaxia’s golden form with no recognition. This alien was blind, seemingly a result of a battle, and did not know the fate that awaited it.
In a echo of a memory from eons ago, the alien approached Galaxia without fear, and she let the pitiful thing blindly stumble into her. The process of bonding was easier through physical touch, and Galaxia hungered for fresh life energy. Prehensile hands clumsily found hold on her massive golden form, enabling a basic mental connection, and the Parasite began picking through the mind of the fighter before her.
She dissected the language of the alien—the Human—and then spoke with him. Galaxia saw bits of herself in the man before her. Ripped away from their people and her planet, never able to return, living a life being seen as a monster when all they really wanted was a companion. Both have true names which mean nothing to the rest of the galaxy, both are simply called monsters and parasites. The Human expressed frustration and grief which struck a chord with the monster. Galaxia’s many gold-red-green-blue-pink-white eyes saw the potential the nameless Human held, but even more important was the fact that she had found a kindred spirit who was tired of being alone like she was.
Galaxia decided to make an offer.
“Give me a name, give your life, and I will protect that life. I will be your sword, your shield. I will give you my eyes to use as your own and I’ll give you a name in return. Let Two become One.”
After that fateful encounter two monsters did not leave the cave. Meta Knight and Galaxia instead chose to travel the universe as one.
New candy unlocked
So....
Tastes like Alum but stronger? 🤤
geologists will lick rocks
even when they're formed not deep in the bowls of the earth, but in the raging heat of a nuclear reactor
I assume by modelling what it would do to your tastebuds, comparing that to other tastes’ reactions, etc.
No idea how they’d verify the models but that’s how I think they’d do it
They literally just tasted it like they ate it and everything
Me pretending this is the moment q!forever realized he’s in love :
i like when gen z trans guys have normal, average, innocuous names like dave, or wilbur, or keith, or neil, or frank, that no one would bat an eye at. normal names, with no connotations at all in any niche online communities
Oh fuuuuck. Oh fuck dude. I just got bit by a fucking clam and tonight's the full moon
so who...
who tryna be friends
🥺
👉🏼👈🏼
Im sorry but when people do the 👉👈 thing it makes me die bc in american sign language putting your fingers together like that means gay sex
Im sorry
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lyingfigure
yeah who tryna be friends 👉👈
absolutely love it when people are like why do you like this fictional character so much look at all their bad qualities. my brothersister in christ their bad qualities are why i like them
"what do you see in them" only the very worst. i hope this helps
In a modern au or whatever Ezio would totally have an Italian flag hanging over his bed and when someone comes over and asks which pride flag that is without a beat he’d say bisexual
q!Phil covered in blood and sweat and q!Forever just staring at him like That's it that's the one I'm falling in love with.