Saburo: You don't have bad luck. The reason bad things keep happening to you is because you're a dumbass.

Everyone: ........

Ramuda: uwu

Jakurai: I have no fears.

Ramuda: what if you woke up one day and I was taller than you?

Jakurai: I have one fear.

Jyuto: we can do something fun.

Samatoki: -smiles- like fight to the death?

Jyuto: . . .

Jyuto: can someone tell me if he's joking or not because I can't tell–

Rio: hey do you think I could fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth?

Jyuto: you're a hazard to society.

Samatoki: and a coward, do twenty!

Ichiro: saburo is at that very special age where a boy has only one thing on his mind.

Jyuto: girls?

Saburo: homicide.

Jiro: you wanna see how badass I am?!

-punches the wall-

Jiro: .....

Jiro: t.. take me to the hospital..

Interviewer: would you say that you're independent?

Jyushi: -looks at kuko-

Kuko: -nods-

Jyushi: yes I'm very independent.

Jiro: I'm so useless

Saburo: no you're not!

Saburo: you can be used as a bad example

Jiro: ......

Samatoki: I accidentally stepped on Ichiro's body pillow thingy... how much time do you think I have left...?

Jakurai: ten.

Samatoki: ????

Ichiro: -behind samatoki- nine.

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Sorry about hitoya and kuko one for being blurry .

Ichiro: jiro can you pass the salt?

Jiro: " throws saburo across the table "

Dice: we gotta get through this locked door doppo quick give me your credit card!

Doppo: here

Dice: -hiding it- cool. Rio-san kick the door down.

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