Here lies James. He was hot.

Wa-HOOOOO! Hey guys, Mario here. You know what I like to play after a hard, long and stressful day of plumbing. That’s-A-right: The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim™ You might not know this but YOU can join in on the fun too. Because Skyrim™ is gonna be available on my favourite console, the Nintendo™ Switch™. So be quick guys, you wouldn’t want to miss out on all the fun you could have. Mario out! WA-HOOOOOOOOO!

And they never came back to E3

Some recent bethesda releases, in order

Skyrim Elder Scrolls Online Fallout 4 Skyrim Skyrim

Elder Scrolls 6: Just kidding it’s just Skyrim again fuckers

Blaming Todd Howard for absolutely everything that goes wrong in Bethesda games has become such a habitual behaviour for me that I feel like it’s gonna bleed into my real life interactions. 

Watch me walk over to receive my degree, trip on the carpet, and just lay there in my graduation cap and gown saying “Why would you do this, Todd?”

when you tell Todd you’re pirating Fallout 4

me

Fallout’s bloody mess perk be like:

A good start to an otherwise flawless plan.

As much as I love toddposting and kinda shitting on Bethesda I genuinely like Todd Howard even if he’s made stuff up about his games a lot he still seems like a genuinely cool and good guy

This is what you look like as a baby in Fallout 3

i love you, small son

bethesda designers: what is a baby? a small man?

me @ my followers

(there’s a post that inspired this but i can’t find it)