i need to recreate this truck i saw with my eyes while driving on the highway today gimme a sec
it was like this
found a pic on reddit. 10/10 for accuracy
"Why don't people recognize Link in TOTK" bc everyone imagines the legendary swordsman to be built like Ganondorf and Link doesn't bother correcting anyone bc being hailed as a hero is like on the bottom of his priorities, which are topped by things like "Bake one of every pie"
Rando farmer: They say that once the noble hero of legend passed by this very village! Isn't that wonderful to imagine, genderfluid stranger?
Link, 5'6" with 2" heels and wearing a backless dress suspiciously stained with blood: no yeah that's wild
"Wouldn't they recognize him bc he's with Zelda" Everyone interacting with Zelda was like "Wow, the princess!! The princess who saved Hyrule is here, talking to us! Plus some guy with three sets of pronouns who's building a bomb but more importantly The Princess!! Wow!!"
Zelda keeps coming across spare genders she doesn't need and Link follows behind scooping them all up off the ground like a starving trash possum
Someone uses an unfamiliar pronoun around Zelda, and she hears the item pickup sound come from Link
The comments on the video crack me up 😂
BREAKING!!!! cats simply too gay and in love to walk
happy pride. may you, too, one day be so gay and in love that you can never travel efficiently because you and your beloved keep smashing your soft, gay little heads together.
don’t cry 32 heart emojis in the world ❤️🧡💛💚🩵💙💜🩷🤎🖤🩶🤍💔❤️🔥❤️🩹❣️💕💞💓💗💖💘💝💟😘😍🥰😻💌🫶🫀♥️
actually 29. 3 don’t show up for me
there’s love out there you can’t even see yet but i promise you it’s there 🤍
it's real shark petting hours bros
The absolute smile from the one in the aquarium is so precious
Sorry not sorry but the idea of getting muzzled like a dog is actually.....You Know. Like one of those cage ones? Having it locked so I can't take it off myself, forced to wear it for the day? Fuuuuck.
Not even as a punishment, necessarily, although that would definitely also be okay; just because I'm a nibbly little pup who needs some help keeping their mouth to themself. All the things that go with it, too; having mealtimes decided for me, not being allowed anything even near my mouth like a toy or fingers or otherwise, having to rest my head so carefully when I'm trying to rest because the snout of it gets in the way. Just being forced to be muzzled so my owners can have some peace from me trying to kiss and suck and bite all the time. Just casual dominance and control and humiliation.
Being collared is a no brainer. I am owned, after all. That just adds to it, too.
There's a blocked off tunnel in Blighttown that leads to this Covenant. You can trust me my dad works for Fromsoft.
Sorry I sniffed your pits so hard I got dizzy when you got home from the gym it will happen again
