Crimes legal

You could probably murder someone with this thing. 

And then eat the evidence.

JESUS

honestly the only reason id harm someone with this is if they tried to take it from me

IM CRYING I JUST FOUND THIS ON INSTAGRAM

I’m in this weird stage where I don’t really like myself, but I don’t really care anymore

I LOVE men. But most all I love REAL men. Not those skinny twig men. I like a man with meat on his bones! Haha! Could you imagine having sex with a skeleton? OUCH am I right? But I don’t want a man with TOO much meat. That’s just digusting! Haha REAL men have JUST ENOUGH! Haha! like, get back to the garage am I right?! Like i don’t care about your foot ball team, go mow the lawn! haha. Big dicks don’t count if you’re tall haha am I right, gurrrlll? aw friendzoned again

Everyone has good days and bad days, but mine are more like good hours and bad years.

when you make it to class just before the late bell rings

Found her in a storm alone during the week, should I keep her?

pale/glow here