"everybody experiences that" says mother who has the same symptom of the same mental illness
girl dinner girl math girl economics all of you shut the fuck up. theres literally only one valid "girl x" and its leikeli47's girl blunt
Everyone in porno has a cute pink little asahole with no hair or hemorrhoids. A perfect little baby starfish. Not me. My asshole is a craggy PIT
Link descending into my B HOLE
Gonna queue this up to reblog around 8am my time bc it’s not fair that only the British people get to suffer
it’s ok some of us are irish 💕
Your people have suffered enough
im so endlessly thankful that at least we’re out of the period during which any random viral video would get you on ellen
when i die all six of my followers will be obligated to carry my casket up a big hill until they get bored
girl in the airport recognized my twice sweatshirt and said hi :) peace and love on planet earth
Anonymous asked:
how much water did u drink today ?
1,000,000,000,000 gigaslurps 😁
I love having interests that I would never ever recommend to any of my friends ever
taking part in the great american pastime of eating too much cotton candy and becoming extremely ill