I wonder what it is gay people that bothers this anon so much? I think this anon is secretly terrified that there be some validity to what gay people like to do in their private lives. Like, what if a dick just magically appeared, floating above his Cheetos-Stained futon in the middle of the night and just went to town on him? And (GASP!) what if this anon liked it?

In the words of Joe Rogan:

"I think all Homophobes are secretly worried that dicks are delicious."