if i cant unsee this

so cant you

yesterday I had two old ladies get upset that coffee isn’t 10 cents anymore. 

like right now I’m trying to remember if I have ever bought anything for 10 cents or even seen anything that was only worth 10 cents. What century did they crawl out of

LMAO

Pluto compared with Australia

like to save the austrailians, reblog to let them be crushed by pluto

let us die

also yeah the best feature tumblr has (or lacks, i guess) is the inability to see other people’s follower count. not knowing how many followers anyone has makes this site more fun it’s easier to pretend we’re all just like, hanging out in a cave together.

ok before tumblr crash and burns into kiddyland hell i just have one thing left to say….

do you love the color of the sky?

This goes against the Geneva Conventions and I will have your head for it

are you referring to this?

crows have been documented holding ‘funerals’ for many years. however, researchers suggest that they may not be mourning; evidence indicates that crows may be examining the body & surrounding area for potential threats to the rest of the flock.

source: (x)

So it’s not a funeral…

…….it’s a fucking autopsy and criminal investigation.

You might even call it

a murder investigation.

the most important part of this video to me is the dude deadpan holding his shoe to his ear in the back

On God this is how military kids walk around campus

You got me.

I can also nail you with a bb gun from over the horizon and regularly march up and down mountains for fun.

Cartoon octopus facial anatomy

“If I give this thing a human face it will make it less scary right???”

Beakface McGee

The Siphon is the mouth but only in Japan

Drawn by looking at an actual octopus

Drawn by looking at an actual octopus and then telling it to go fuck themself

u forgot one

I didn’t count him cause all other forms are valid in some way as attempts while this creature is just disgusting

When your parents only need you when you’re trying to rest

Yo, if the Voltron, She-ra, and dragon prince fandoms all combine it should be call The Dragon Defenders of Power.

life is hard for this dog

how do i explain plato’s allegory of the cave  to a dog