i got these knockoff boots online and instead of the brand name on the tag they have the name of an apparently nonexistent martin scorsese movie??? what the fuck

How the fuck does his have less than 200k after setting the internet on fire for months

this is all i want

Get you a guy that is so grabbable. Get you a guy that is a stress toy

i know this please help me

if you seek skeek at my slorse you hate me at my worst

HOW THE FUCK DOES THE SYAING GO

cool news i think i have some thing wrong with me

it happened again

new development in my brain loss story: i deadass just forgot what jerma was called

i couldn’t make this up if i tried

i still have NO idea what OP means by 'Jerma'. That's, not a thing. I just get random twt account when I google the name.

i wish i was you.

World Heritage Post

quick what is everyone doing right now

okay reblogging this again just to say that i love love love reading these,, like it's so incredible how we're all doing such vastly different things at the same time...ik it's an obvious thing but it's also insane to think about.

(here she is btw)

if you vote please also reblog!

(here she is btw)

if you vote please also reblog!

I had to mentally send myself a reaction image the other day. I ran up the stairs on all fours, said to myself “i’m such a locationpilled scampercel” and then perfectly envisioned this image

please i've already hurt so much

THATS it. NO wet food for a MONTH

Hi tumblr I'm sharing a tiny frog my mom found with you

I really cannot emphasize how tiny it is

It's SO SMALL

My favorite thing about fanfic authors is they can identify any gap in a canon timeline where characters are offscreen and exploit the ever living fuck out of it

They see a time skip of any length and go

STOP! Let the little penguin cross your dash he has places to go.

I just sat here and waited for a pixel penguin to waddle across my screen, AND I WOULD DO IT AGAIN

vague prophet

something will happen

Looks like we can’t isolate, ignore, ibuprofen our way out of this one boys

went to the grocery store today and i was very pleased by their pride cake selections

In an odd inversion, my cis grandfather was marked as female on his DEATH certificate.

afad

I’m male whenever I’m on Brazilian soil because when I applied for a visa, the lady didn’t believe I was a cis woman and put male on my documents even after I complained twice, so I’m also amab (Assigned Male At BrazilianBorder)

my bestie is a cis woman and is amad (assigned male at drivingliscense)

It fancies a Mauriciosaurus for lunch

wanted to show this on tumblr and I almost forgot ,I am certain it's needed

It all just started when I sended a orion fanart pic I found on google and so my friends just kept saying onion pax

I don't know how to draw tfp characters yet..uhm yet I guess