Does not look like it should be alive

$20 says the screenwriter snuck this in just to do numbers on tumblr

I went to mad at you island and staged a revolution and now its the democratic peoples republic of loves you island

I love you unwell elf girl

I love you unwell elf girl (in manga form)

Something fun about this show is how almost every character is incredibly skilled in certain areas, but an absolute fish out of water when their main thing isn’t what the situation requires.

Marcille is presented as the Girlfailure of all time for the first handful of episodes, but later on she yanks a human soul back into a digested disassembled body and casually blows a shapeshifter’s head off with a bored expression. Any situation where magical tactical nukes aren’t appropriate, however, and she’s struggling like Kabru fighting monsters or Laios trying to read people’s nonverbal cues.

The Legend of Zelda: Delicious in Dungeon Coming to your favourite consoles: never, sorry

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some of y'all are in denial that you have a fetish and it makes me sad fr

if you:

then congratulations, you have a fetish!! and there's absolutely nothing wrong with that! fetish isnt a bad or ugly thing, it's just something that's a part of your sexuality, and it's nothing to be ashamed of.

unless you're into that 😉

Hey if you don't have a fetish but are on the lookout for one then I have a suggestion

and what fetish would that be user i-suggest-vore

Feet

IMPORTANT!

It’s the no-internet dinosaur’s birthday!!

Turn off your internet! He has a hat!!

SOMEONE PLEASE PUT A DATE ON THIS POST! I HAVE TO KNOW WHEN!

Its Sept 24

!!! Happy Birthday, no-internet dinosaur!!

if youve ever heard of weird polycule drama u gotta understand its less 'poly people are bad partners' and more 'statistically if you have five girlfriends thats like 5x the likelyhood of one of your girlfriends doing something batshit" . like thats just basic math. rollin the dice. you hit the snake eyes buddy. sorry try again.

Statistically, what you're describing is actually the probability that at least one partner does something batshit. This can't be done by simply multiplying by the number of partners you have; if the probability is 10%, and you have 11 gfs, you'd get 110%, which doesn't make sense. What you need to do is use a cumulative binomial probability.

These are kind of annoying to calculate, so to avoid it, I'll use binomial manipulation wizardry to convert it to its equivalent: calculate the probability that all partners don't do something batshit, and take the complement

1 - (1-p)^N

where p is the probability of a single partner doing something batshit and N is the number of partners. Graphing different values for N and p (valid only for x≥2)

However, this assumes that the drama is generated independently from a single person alone. If the drama is interpersonal, then it is dependent on the number of interactions, which increases as the square of the number of partners.

For simplicity, let's assume all interactions have the same probability of causing drama. The probability of at least one interaction causing drama is equivalent to the complement of no interactions causing drama.

1 - (1-p)^(N(N-1)/2)

At a 10% chance of conflict arising between any two people, with five partners, the probability of drama increases eightfold to 80%

To account for both single person and interpersonal drama, you can combine the two, with different values for p1 and p2, but the change as a result of p1 is small compared to p2, especially for p1<10%

1 - (1-p1)^N · (1-p2)^(N(N-1)/2)

#notably only fractionally dating someone can produce negative drama#this is the benefit in friends with benefits

A mole found its way into our house somehow and our cat has NO IDEA what to do about it.

Come to think of it, I also have no idea what to do about it.

If we're being really honest, the mole was also unclear of her motives, so I think we were all a bit confused.

Fortune

The ideal household has three people in it: one who would rather cook for three than ever have to do laundry or dishes, one who would rather do three peoples' dishes than ever have to cook or do laundry, and one who would rather do three peoples' laundry than ever have to cook or wash dishes.

Adobe is going to spy on your projects. This is insane.

For general graphics: use GIMP For vector graphics: use Inkscape For drawing and illustration: use Krita For print and web publishing and design: use Penpot For PDF authoring: use LibreOffice For PDF reading and form filling: use Okular

All are free, open source and cross-platform. None use AI.

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friends don't let friends use GIMP. use photopea

Gonna pop my favorite reference for Adobe alternatives here, lovingly compiled and updated by xDanielArt since at least 2020:

lord reblogging on main bcz fuck adobe (PROUD csp user)

what you learn from hobbies:

reblogging a post that says “do it scared” vs actually doing it scared

The perfect ot3 dynamic doesn't exi--

Fujoshi warriors, get on her level

who wants to see the worst thing ive seen this week

too bad, im showing you anyway

a non-photoshopped picture of someone actually wearing them, for your viewing pleasure

THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY @hellsite-hall-of-fame

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