Coelacanth but it’s the size of a galaxy and it’s spots are stars. Imagine that. You’re welcome

behold, he is real

I love this, the art is incredible

But all I see are the cosmic fish from Muppets from Space

This!!!

People: Raph never gets held by his brothers 🥺

Me: hold my stylus

Adorable 😍

Same sis, same

Literally me. If I was a dragon I would hoard soft blankets.

This!

My personal headcanon is that among the 2003 turtles, Leo ends up being the shortest after his brothers hit their growth spurts.

It makes it easy for the other turtles to just yeet him around, so they come up with a game around it. They have to sneak up on Leo(hardest part of the challenge), toss him into the water(second part, points based on the aim and landing spot), and then run away from him as long as possible after he chases after them (third, and scariest part). Everyone gets individual points based on their performance, but they’re allowed to cooperate, since the first two steps are pretty hard to manage alone.

Leo absolutely hates the game and beats them into oblivion everytime they do it.

I love this. I love them

In honour of disability pride month, we made a disability Pride Knight! Stay proud! ⚔️🌈

BEAUTIFUL!!

rise villains are like

How many sleep deprived teenage turtle mutants does it take to remove a lug nut?

(Edit: Oh yeah! This one was inspired by one of the sketches I was commissioned to draw! Big thank you to those who bought a commission; it really helped me out! Those sketches will probably get posted next week)

I love them.

Also saying “let’s leave it” then immediately continuing is so accurate 😂

silly little comic about chronic pain

[image id: an 8 panel comic

the first panel has a conversation between two people. the one on the right is a light gray, and facing away from the viewer. they are meant to represent a generic person. they are saying, "wow, chronic pain sounds like it sucks." sucks is written in a dark pink. the person on the right has tan skin, a pink shirt, and pink hair. he responds "haha yeah."

the second panel shows the same two people, with the first person saying "how do you tolerate it? i'd go crazy!" tolerate is written in a dark pink. the second person responsed "um..." and trails off

the third panel shifts to a drawing of the second person sitting curled into himself. it is entirely grayscale, except for his pink hair, which is a little more muted. the text around him reads "i tolerate it because not doing so isn't an option". 'isn't an option' is written in dark pink.

the fourth panel shows him sitting and leaning against the left edge of the frame, with his legs stretched out. it reads "because what else am i supposed to do?" supposed is in all caps and written in dark pink.

the fifth panel shows a torso up drawing of him in the bottom right corner. the text reads "i can't hope for a day i'll wake up and be better." better is written in dark pink and all caps on the left half of the panel.

the sixth panel shows him sleeping, with a brown dog near his head. the text above him reads "all i can do is make sure i wake up." wake up is written in dark pink.

the seventh panel is all text, reading "i tolerate it because it needs to be tolerable". tolerable is written in dark pink.

the eighth panel shifts back to the conversation between the two people. the man finishes his response to the other person's question with "i don't know".

end image id]

Don and his dinosaur fixation

Also Raph in his hammock, the victim of Don’s ramblings

Donnie’s just taking advantage of having a captive audience (also known as knowing full well that Raph is too tired to move)

If you are reading this and it is passed 11pm for you, please go to bed.

I could say something like "You need a full 8 hours of sleep each night to make your body work" but let's be honest; if humans didn't have to sleep to survive, they wouldn't.

Sleep is nice. A time for quiet. No nagging thoughts. Just a nice peaceful moment.

So please, step away from the screen and get all snuggled into bed. You deserve it.

Silly comic of these two being insomniacs

My favourite insomniacs. I love them so much

The video seemed so cute and funny that I had to make this little drawing of Tiny tello!💜✨️From cass apocalyptic series by @somerandomdudelmao

The animation belongs to @natakarania

Look at him!

these are my best friends in the whole world. my anchor when im in a storm. My lighthouse on a stormy night. The definition of i would know him by touch alone. Shout out to the keyboard bumps.

[id: an image of the bumps on the f and j keys. end id]

The few keyboards that don’t have those bumps are my worst enemy

i had three fic ideas.  wrote one.  i still have three fic ideas.  this is not how math is supposed to work.

can this post please back up it’s too close to home

I had five ideas, I wrote two, now I have seven

Listen. They’re called “plot bunnies” for a reason, and it’s not just because they hop around all over your brain demanding attention.

🎶99 fanfic ideas on my blog

99 fanfic ideas~

Take one down, pass it around

137 fanfic ideas on my blog🎶

this post walked into my house and kicked in my ribs

For anyone who ever asked me where ideas come from. They creep in and breed when you’re making something else.

I feel simultaneously called out and seen

Domino Squad GC

Fives: Blowing a dandelion is basically helping a weed ejaculate

Hevy: I was having a good day.

Droidbait: We were all having a good day

Echo: Technically...

Cutup: Oh no...Hevy stop him

Droidbait: I actually wanna see where he's going with this

Hevy: Same

Cutup: Not you too!

Echo: Seeds aren't analogous to sperm, hell, pollen isn't. Plants don't do dimorphic gametes like that. A better analogy would be firing a couple dozen fully-formed babies from a t-shirt cannon

Fives: All hail the baby cannon

… why can I hear them saying this?

Hevy: Fives can we talk about the message you just sent on the group chat.

Echo: It was a necessary update, IMO.

Droidbait: Big mood.

Cutup: It just says 'I'm back on my bullshit'

Fives: The people need to know!

Cutup: Makes logistics easier.

Echo: Facts.

big shoutout to the styling department on this one

*spongebob narrator voice* ah… zhe sensérie ováreload

This won’t leave me alone now

It’s him... it’s Gonk

Gonk