fun new blog title: "welcome to my twisted pussy"
ducks be like
this is no longer a fun new blog title
everyone post adhd creature (also known as btw creature)
lovers
I saw this immediately after getting to work and realizing i forgot my work computer charger at the old office so have this
jesus christ
i had a feeling and when it showed the real estate sign i was like OH I KNEW IT
anyway i love video game as an artform
BTW after you’ve watched this or played the game, my friend David X Newton did a little series on this level, where he dissected all the levels to figure out how it works. It’s very clever!
cranky because you can’t sleep with your tail curled around your body aren’t you
Like this?
Also shes bead filled so she's floppy
very upset i can't find a specific cat sculpture I like
FOUND THE BITCH
by Karen fawcett
Happy mothers day to girls who like being called mommy
happy mother's day to girls who like calling other girls mommy 💖
sure i can be your "kitten" *gets scared and digs my razor sharp claws deep into your flesh and screams like i'm being tortured and killed when you try to shake me off*
me every day, beginning A Task: agony! despair! woe! every moment on this wretched earth is filled with suffering! death! death! death!
ten minutes later: man, i'm so glad i washed the dishes & i was so normal about it
“Adora scratching behind Catra’s ear and catra can’t hide how much she’s enjoying it (maybe through involuntary tail or leg movement)”
Animation prize for kinnikufan on Ko-fi ♥
pull yourself up by the jockstrap
pull yourself up. by your boobstraps.
Community Label: Mature
if you get all your holes filled at the same time you hear a booming voice announce TETRIS and you dissolve out of existence
yeah alright
Community Label: Mature
Sexual themes
they put pussy in the water supply to keep the lesbians healthy
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