ABIGAIL THORN WAS CAST IN THE ACOLYTE?!?!!
You are an apprentice to a Sith Lord but very happy with your position. Your master is intrigued since you have not even once tried to betray or kill him since he took you as an apprentice more than 100 years ago.
“Apprentice.”
The soft, menacing call echoed through the dark chamber I was working in. I paused, glancing at the half-cleaned mantle I had been dusting in dismay, before turning to face the man in the dark cloak.
“Yes, Master?”
Darth Selus moved closer, his presence and power filling every corner of the room. Shuddering as a sense of malevolence and hatred washed over me, with a deep anger rising within me in response, I quickly controlled my emotions, channeling the Force to calm myself. He was always using his power in an irresistible show of force. Even after 100 years I could not avoid being drawn in.
He moved to his newly cleaned throne, sitting on it with a calm grace. I knelt in front of it, my eyes on the floor in front of me.
“How long have you been my apprentice?” His voice was calm, but I heard the threat hidden in his words.
“Almost 100 years, Master.” I winced as I noticed a patch on the floor that wasn’t completely clean. I must have missed it in my first pass. I slowly stretched a hand out towards it.
“100 years…” He sighed, his gaze boring into me. “And yet here we are… no different than the day I took in your pitiful self.”
I hesitated a moment under his intense stare, but unable to help myself, used the Force to push away the dirt staining the tile near my feet. Feeling relieved once I had made the floor evenly cleaned, I felt I could focus on the question in front of me.
“Nothing has changed?” I pondered his words.
Personal work based on the Sith from "Star Wars". I wanted to represent a more fantasy and less mitilarised version of the Sith. Some look more noble, tribal or witch inspired. I also wanted to represent more bodytypes with more skinny, muscular or curvy morphologies. These are from last year, I hope you like them! Which one is your favorite ?
Spotted in a shop yesterday. So life-like.
look sometimes you have to be a bi polyamorous genderfluid lesbian who is also a cat who is also doing a treason
You are a dangerous individual
... I look like this
Green Checkmark
AHHHHHHH I've done it. I've finished it. The fic I started in 2016. I'm a person who finishes longfic! Me! I finish things! I am a finisher!
And it has a great ending! And THEMES! I adhered completely to the outline except for a minor change in one chapter. Of 19 chapters!
It's an action/adventure story entirely from Rey Star War's perspective. There are funny and sad and scary and frustrating moments. The ending is pretty happy (I think, sort of. Complicated!) There is some sexual tension between various pairings but it's not shipfic. Don't want anyone to be disappointed so I want to say it's definitely not a slow burn romance. The conflicts are mostly the same conflicts as were introduced in The Force Awakens, with a new player or two added.
One amazing reader has been leaving one-word comments on every chapter. Apart from that, I haven't had any feedback. I'd love somebody to read the whole thing and tell me if my jokes landed.
I have done it! I have personally ruined the Star Wars in the way that is most pleasing to me!!! Huzzah!
Here's the link: Green in the Whole Galaxy
Chapters: 13/? Fandom: Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015), Star Wars - All Media Types Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Rey & Luke Skywalker, Rey & Poe Dameron, Kylo Ren/Rey, Poe Dameron & Finn, Armitage Hux/Kylo Ren Characters: Rey (Star Wars), Poe Dameron, Kylo Ren, Ben Solo | Kylo Ren, Luke Skywalker, BB-8, Original Characters, Armitage Hux Additional Tags: Action/Adventure, Feelings, Rescue Missions, Synesthesia, Canon-Typical Violence, Implied/Referenced Torture, Enemies to Something, Snark, Not How the Force Works, Forcebuddies, plot heavy, Post TFA, TLJ and RoS dont exist, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, discussions of childhood trauma, Deconstructing morality, Leia Organa's Slave Bikini Summary:
Since her training began, Rey has been intent on finding her way to the Force. That's why, even though she is still an apprentice, she follows Poe Dameron on an errand to rescue a mutual friend. When they walk into what looks like a smuggling operation, Rey's instincts tell her that something else is happening, something more.
A Jedi must learn which instincts to trust. And which friends to trust. And which enemies.
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I cannot emphasize enough that the new chapter (13) has Kylo Ren in a slave bikini and also a really cool droid.
I think it would be unkind to promo a fic that may never be finished and that currently sits at 11 of ? chapters but I have been working on Green in the Whole Galaxy, the longfic I started right after The Force Awakens came out. I've added about 5000 words I think, maybe more, and the scene I just posted is kind of heart wrenching for me, so I thought I'd mention it here and be less alone with it.
AHHHHHHH new chapter just went up and AHHHHHHH
I think it would be unkind to promo a fic that may never be finished and that currently sits at 11 of ? chapters but I have been working on Green in the Whole Galaxy, the longfic I started right after The Force Awakens came out. I've added about 5000 words I think, maybe more, and the scene I just posted is kind of heart wrenching for me, so I thought I'd mention it here and be less alone with it.
Chapters: 8/8 Fandom: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Padmé Amidala/Anakin Skywalker, Padmé Amidala/Anakin Skywalker/Sheev Palpatine, Sheev Palpatine/Anakin Skywalker, Sheev Palpatine/Anakin Skywalker/Padme Amidala/Darth Maul, Darth Maul/Darth Vader, Darth Sidious/Darth Vader Characters: Anakin Skywalker, Sheev Palpatine, Sheev Palpatine | Darth Sidious, Padmé Amidala, Darth Maul Additional Tags: Voyeurism, Porn With Plot, Negotiations, Relationship Negotiation, Polyamory Negotiations, Sneakiness, Emotional Manipulation, Exhibitionism, Deception, POV Alternating, Xenophilia, Foursome, Foursome - F/M/M/M, Lightsaber Battles, Light Side Character Death, Blow Jobs, Pregnancy, Darth Maul Lives, Alternate Universe - Everyone Lives/Nobody Dies Summary:
An entanglement on Coruscant.
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Green checkmark!!! Green checkmark!!! The story is finished, though I promised a smutty bonus chapter. But the plot is finished and I’m really happy about the ending.
I’ve been going through old file folders and I found this playlist I made for writing Phasma/Bazine. It made me laugh but also dance so I put it on Spotify. I think I probably planned to make it on 8tracks back in like 2016 before they went down. LOL throwback
chapter update
So uhhhhh.
I posted Chapter 6 of Quatrains, my Palpatine/Maul/Padme/Anakin fic, which was mostly written 5 fucking years ago.
And it's good and I like it. I might even finish the story.
It's going to be mostly M rated and emotional but I guess in Chapter 5 I wrote some Explicit stuff. You can skip that if you aren't there for smut.
Do you ever wonder “what would happen if Maul had to deliver a baby” because I did.
What if we kissed and we were both Sith Lords
chapter update
So uhhhhh.
I posted Chapter 6 of Quatrains, my Palpatine/Maul/Padme/Anakin fic, which was mostly written 5 fucking years ago.
And it's good and I like it. I might even finish the story.
It's going to be mostly M rated and emotional but I guess in Chapter 5 I wrote some Explicit stuff. You can skip that if you aren't there for smut.
Do you ever wonder “what would happen if Maul had to deliver a baby” because I did.
Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Our Flag Means Death (TV) Rating: Mature Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet, Blackbeard | Edward Teach & Stede Bonnet Characters: Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Stede Bonnet, Edward Bonnet | Stede Bonnet's Father Additional Tags: Pre-Slash, Past Child Abuse, Past Domestic Violence, Past Murder, the inherent homoromanticism of killing your shitty dad, Episode: s01e06 The Art of Fuckery, Vomiting, Stede Bonnet's C- Parenting, Oblivious Pining, Emotional Hurt/Comfort Summary:
Ed and Stede have more in common than they first realize.
(It’s patricide. That’s what they have in common.)
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Reccing this here because I feel “the inherent homoeroticism of killing your shitty dad” is a useful tag for the Kylux fandom.
Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Our Flag Means Death (TV) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Wee John Feeney & Frenchie Characters: Frenchie (Our Flag Means Death), Wee John Feeney Additional Tags: Gunpowder, Pyrotechnics, Science, Educational, Bed time stories Summary:
Wee Jon gives Frenchie a great deal of extremely accurate information about gunpowder.
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(Reblogs extra appreciated on this one. I know not a lot of people read Gen.)
Putting this here as well. Lots of these specific problems also apply to Star Wars.
Enemies to Lovers is fine but have you tried “our relationship is so socially transgressive we would literally have to overthrow the government to be together?”


