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Milky Shock!🌟

@milkywayshock

currently rebuilding my life at the moment, but please call me phoenix! nonbinary, they/them or she/her pronouns. mobile header by curecupid, star pastel nonbinary flag in icon by aroaesflags.
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orquidia

pastel colors girlfriends

[id: an illustration of two dark-skinned black women against a mint-colored background patterned with stars and diamonds. the first woman has curly, pastel pink hair to her waist and is wearing heart-shaped earrings, a low-cut sleeveless top, a high-waisted pink skirt with suspenders, and fishnet tights. a star-shaped charm in the colors of the bi pride flag is attached to her phone. the other woman has a pastel purple afro and is wearing earrings and heart-shaped hair accessories in a pastel version of the pan flag as well as a light gray sweater, blue shorts, and thigh-high socks. she is embracing her girlfriend from behind, pressing their cheeks together with a gentle smile. the first woman is looking back with a grin as she holds her phone up. /end id.]

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muppethole
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yebisu

how i back up in the target parking lot after my car is 15% out of the space and it’s now legally not my fault if i get hit

it’s been weeks but everytime I put my car in reverse I think about this post. i thought nge couldn’t damage me further

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One time this man approached me in a bar talking in Spanish. So I assumed he was Spanish and we started speaking, we had a whole ass conversation and at some point he was like. So what part of Spain are you from? And I said well I'm Italian actually. What part of Spain are you from? And he was like. I'm Greek.

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One time I was in Argentina and I was so tired of trying to speak Spanish because I'm not very good at it lmao so I broke into exasperated English and the retail seller girl quickly understood me and engaged me in conversation. We talked for a while, she introduced me to a makeup brand, and then I decided to buy it. While she was packaging the purchase, she asked me if I were from the US or perhaps the UK and I just said "oh no I'm Brazilian hahah" and she looked me straight in the eyes and said, in clear Portuguese, "I'm Brazilian too"