by Mr. Lovenstein

Ohmygod YES.

I went for a run again tonight and since my foot isn’t all cured yet I took a short break to enjoy and capture the sunset :)

i’m going to scream i’m so bored all the time but nothing interests me and i don’t have the energy to do anything like i have a list in the back of my head of all this stuff i want to accomplish but when i think about actually doing any of it my brain just like hits a wall and suddenly it sounds like the most unappealing thing in the world

My darling, I believe that is called depression.

I don’t give a fuck, a shit, and you better believe I don’t give a single damn

but do you give any. hells

fgod damnit. you weren’t supposed to ask me that. I do.

I knew it.

i feel bad my interests are all over the place like idk what content u followed me for originally but it probably wasnt this

fuzzy guy

Things my brother has said to me since I’ve come out

Bro: You can’t say you’re pan if you’ve only dated cis-boys Jess..

Me: Then you can’t say you’re straight since you’ve never had a girlfriend

Bro: touche…

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Bro: so you like girls?

Me: yep

Bro: so youre gonna get a girlfriend?

Me: maybe

Bro: NOW I GOTTA COMPETE AGAINST YOU TOO?? 

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Bro: wanna bet on who kisses a girl first?

Me: sure… $10?

Bro: okay

Me: sweet…cough up the money because i already kissed three

Bro: WHAT?? WHO?? you whore…No but seriously who because we only have like 2 lesbians in our school….

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Bro: I SWEAR TO GOD IF I HEAR ONE MORE PUN ABOUT YOU AND KITCHENWEAR IM KILLING YOU

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Brothers friend: so your sister is pan?

Bro: yeah?

Friend: what’s that?

Bro: basically she’ll date anyone

Friend: think she’ll date me?

Bro: ew no, dude she has standered still..

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Bro: so…how was narnia?

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Mother: i dont want you going to (insert friend)’s house because you’re pan and they are too

Bro: shes 18 mom AND you had no problem with it before jess was out

Mother: yeah but-

Bro: and they’re both girls so its not like even if something DID happen she wouldn’t get pregnant or anything

Mother: yeah but-

Bro: just let her hang out with the one friend she still has

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Bro: *is complaning about something* Thats so ga- OH MY GOD IM SO SORRY IT SLIPPED

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Bro: *shows me a picture of a girl* do you think shes hot?

Me: ew no

Bro: I AM TRYING TO GET YOU A GIRLFRIEND STOP BEING PICKY WOMAN WE LIVE IN THE MIDDLE OF NO WHERE THERE ARENT THAT MANY OPTIONS 

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Me: *is complaining to my brother about this dude on campus* -anyways hes so not my type

Mother: but youre pan and ‘youre attracted to everyone regardless of gender’ so you dont have a type

Bro: thats like saying because i’m straight i like every girl mom…she can be pan and have types you limp lettuce

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Bro: do you think grandma will freak out when she finds out you’re queer?

Me: hopefully

Bro: sweet…..can i tell her??

Me: no?

Bro: dammit…

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Bro: *is playing COD online in his room* Guys seriously stop saying the F slur

Bro: Seriously i dont care about your kill streak, i will shoot you

Bro: NO SCOPE! I warned you!

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Bro: you know what my favorite part of you being pan is?

Me: what?

Bro: you’re no longer grandmas favorite…now i get all the money/food

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Bro: aw fuck

Me: what?

Bro: what if you get a girlfriend one day and she breaks your heart? i can’t punch a girl! 

Me: no thats okay-

Bro: HOW WILL I DEFEND YOUR HONOR???

This is so sweet actually

i just made bird noises

AWWWWW I WANT A BROTHER LIKE THIS HES SO CUTE

I like him. Especially since he called your mom "you limp lettuce."

Shadow Doodles by Vincent Bal

😩wow

This is so creative

vertical/landscape/nature

mirror of nature

by Denny Bitte

Ridgeline

SHE’S SPILLING TEA

MOTHER DRAG QUEEN

DRAG HIS BITCH ASS

where’s the video of that raw vegan youtuber where she has 25 bananas for lunch and eats the peels and then for dinner she just eats a pound of raw lettuce

i’m sorry; it’s not one pound of raw lettuce, it’s ten. ten pounds of raw lettuce in one sitting.

Why?

After an exhausting first day at work, I’m chilling on my couch binging on enough food to feed three and four episodes deep into This Is Us, when my boyfriend calls me up and tells me to open my front door and has this bouquet in hand. I am so lucky 🙈💕

Both CNN and MSNBC aired Michelle Obama’s full speech, but apparently it was too true for Fox News.

Of course Fox didn’t air it.

Wtf Fox. Like seriously I am irked at you now.

Joe Biden crashed a college party in this new #ItsOnUs PSA explaining why sexual assault is *everyone’s* problem

Could vice president (and part-time TV actor) Joe Biden sneak into a college party in real life? Judging by a new Funny or Die video, he totally could.

Gifs: Funny or Die

WATCH THE VIDEO

i honestly love Joe Biden with every fiber of my tiny, shriveled heart

He’s my fav

Biden a real one

Biden is the best

okay but arguably the best part about the presidential debates is the way hillary just looks straight into the camera when trump starts spewing bullshit like she’s in the office 

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*cracks knuckles* alright m8 lets go 

oh well um okay GOOGLE TRANSLATE

God dammit