Like gators since the Dawn of time there’s no need for this specimen to evolve further.

official art of Myrtle from Arknights

Everyone reblog with your most unemployable traits

Kind of a Reddit AITA post but sometimes it is a little funny to fuck with people in ways that deliberately conform to a stereotype of what they must think of you. the other day I was talking to my friend and I randomly said that I wanted a pet chimpanzee. I'd dress it in person clothes (dungarees and hats) and I'd teach it to love science fiction. And this girl nearby was like "you know how dangerous those things are, right? Also how unethical it is to keep an ape as your pet for your own amusement" and I was already seeing where the conversation was going so I was pretending ignorance like "yea but it wouldn't just be for my amusement. It would have practical points too." And she ignored that statement entirely to say "Well chimpanzees can rip faces off" and I was like. What's the most frustrating thing I can say now. Finally settled on "Mine wouldn't do that though." and you could tell she wanted to hurt me very very badly. Like a chimpanzee would if I had one as a pet

hardcore shows need to be accessible to motherfuckers that dont use instagram. christ

i hope the 11 year old transmascs of the world arent on social media i hope theyre playing outside in the dirt

i also hope all the 11 year old transfemmes arent on social media and are also out playing in the dirt

real i hope they r playing together and having a blast and also that none of them own phones

this behavior is so embarrassing to see in the modern age. its like a dying animal…..

like lets all kill ourselves is that okay

girl dinner (big fucking plate of carbs and protein) girl math (complex analysis) girl career (trades and engineering and politics and compsci) girl sports (dirtbikes and football and weightlifting) girl instruments (drums and bass guitar and electric) girl personality (loud and opinionated and annoying and brash)

im so done with seeing articles about kids and screen time that doesnt mention parent behaviors even once. “kids are always on their phones” so are the parents! which the kids look to for how they should behave! ipad babies didn’t chose to only play on their ipads, thats what their parents gave them!

an anecdotal example: when i was a kid, all my parents would do in their minimal free time was watch tv and then they would be surprised when in my sister and i’s minimal free time we would also only watch tv/play video games. they scolded us for not reading books, but they never read books. they scolded us for not going outside but they never went outside.

“kids are always on their damn phones” my mom is in her 60s and opens up candy crush anytime she’s sitting — it isnt just the kids

Actually your society is the freaks for shooting everything that moves and burning half your "nature reserves" every year so that upperclass dandies can eat leaded pheasant. North Americans are the well adjusted ones here, your country has become a desolate suburban lawn in island form

This fit goes hard

* lets say the scifi concept of clones where they’re an exact carbon copy of the current version of you

Trans girls who normally top are the some of most desperate bottoms you'll ever meet. Speaking from experience.

not caring if people think you're stupid is a life hack. recognising that you are kind of stupid is an even bigger life hack. we build entire societies to take care of each other bc we're all kind of stupid. it's fine.

Nagra IV-S // Reel-to-Reel Tape Recorder (Switzerland, 1968)

this is so cool are u guys seeing this!!!!!