just encountered a spider so big I very seriously considered downloading tinder exclusively to find a man to come over and move it outside
which brings me to my app idea: spidr. it connects you to local weirdos of all genders who are willing to drive to your house and move a spider for a fee.
so what we smoke fish, so what we cure meats
why does alcohol go straight to my pussy. explain that.
the songs Beyoncé writes about that man are crazy it's like watching someone build the sistine chapel for a possum they found in a gas station parking lot
having received a lot of feedback about this post in the last 24 hours I've realized that everyone is right and I genuinely do need to apologize. possums are lovely creatures and they don't deserve to be compared to Jay Z, that was a deeply uncool thing of me to say. I'm sorry possums, I love the way you eat ticks and I hope you'll forgive me someday.
I've been informed that the thing about possums eating ticks might also be wrong. sorry that this post has become a monument to bad information about the noble possum. the point about Jay Z stands though.
[descends from my observatory] "Now dawns the age of the fat slut"
this motherfucker actually just tweeted this in the middle of his own championship match at wrestlemania
just in case you’re doubting me
he lost, btw
jen shah and elizabeth holmes are in the same prison
modern social media should stop offering "sync with your phone contacts to follow them" options and start offering "block all your phone contacts so they never see your account" options
the idea of getting jumped and a wrestler coming to save you but their music has to play first is so fucking funny
you’re getting beat by like 3 different wrestlers and look up to see this otw to help you
using "drugs" as a moral category will have people saying shit like "adderall isn't a drug because i don't feel any effects from it except the effects i feel, which are why i take it"
just started watching critical role
I am developing a gay hookup app with roguelike and deckbuilding elements
Coquette
rainier wildflowers
Best Pali orgs to donate to at this time? Am thinking PCRF.
don't donate to orgs right now, donate to people. gazans need huge funds to evacuate to egypt, get treatment, buy food and other necessities. it is the most urgent and the best way your money can have the most impact.
a lot of people especially youtube drama channels will act like certain fan bases are bad because of something inherent to them that somehow makes them worse than other fans of anything else when pretty much the whole time it's because said thing is just very popular not because it has some magical property of generating shitty behavior. there have been multiple instances where something i like started out as fairly niche and then explodes in popularity and every single time that happens the experience of being in the fan community gets significantly worse
though to this day i still have no idea what the fuck happened with voltron so i think it was actually hexed or something
instead of continuously over-donating to ao3 when those running the site are racist zionist sympathisers who shut down support of palestine from its volunteers 1 / 2 (among myriad other issues that u should NOT be funding) please direct your attention to these incomplete fundraisers for people in gaza and various tangible operations doing work. this is a call that if u have donated even a cent to ao3 to a) match that in your donations to palestinians/causes and b) stop donating so uncritically and unconditionally to ao3, pressure them. id like to direct u to @end-otw-racism
so much chantry explosion discourse could be avoided if we all recognized the doylist explanation that bioware writers are centrists and anders is their marvel villain called Free-Healthcare Man
