It’s as shrimple as that 🍤

I laughed WAY too hard at this.

There’s no such thing as laughing too hard, only laughing enough to explain your joy. Never understate or minimize the ways in which you experience happiness peace and love

moment of silence for everyone who's just like their dad but a girl

I'm sorry I'm not over this yet

Imagine being a marine biologist and a marine biology comes to visit you but you're not home 😭😭

i cant find the original post anywhere so. me gustas tu tuesday

i know it's an example of me taking idioms too literally, but the phrase "when you have a hammer everything looks like a nail" never fails to make me imagine something like when that lion in madagascar starts hallucinating all his friends as slabs of steak

me when i have a hammer in my hand if i'm being fully honest

there is a demon in your house named CARBON MONOXIDE. he enchants your mind with confusion and your body with exhaustion. you need to call a powerful exorcist named HVAC TECHNICIAN

if they hate then let em hate and watch the money pile up

sorry for not posting much! they only let me out twice a month

Let you out of what, Miku?

zip file

he’s going The pisstance

he’s going For peed

sometimes i really do like it here

You can't leave this in the tags

In my mind now this is what king of the hill looks like

party at my place we're gonna drink expired beverages and tremble

Bro we'll quiver?

come to my house and quiver

i miss when you could make political art without placing personal identity (and the self) at the center of everything

this piece (“artist bio” by anna daliza) sort of perfectly sums it up. the emphasis on identity politics and tokenization in art/music/performance spaces feels reductive and exploitative- like it offers a sort of racial tourism for the wealthy white patrons. none of what im saying are original thoughts btw go see White by james ijames

[ID:A photo of a brick wall with a big cinematic light up box with with text that reads: "The writer (she/her) is a trans woman and lebanese-canadian who also identifies as queer. Her work is about" /End ID]

we could go back to telegraphs instead of social media. send your mutuals unspeakable strings of morse code at 4:30am

.- …. …. …. …. …. / ..-. . .-.. .-.. / -.. --- .-- -. / .- -. -.. / -… .-. --- -.- . / -- -.-- / .--. . -. .. - … / - --- -.. .- -.-- / -.-- . --- .-- -.-. …. / --- ..- -.-. …. / -.-- --- ..- -.-. …. -.-.-- -.-.-- -.-.-- -.-.-- / … . -. - / ..-. .-. --- -- / -- -.-- / - . .-.. . --. .-. .- .--. ….

personally i prefer semaphore

so prefacing this with the fact that I know that the fun is sorta taken out of this by me translating, but not everyone will have the energy to look it up themselves, so I figured I'd help out.

Morse code: AEEEEE FELL DOWN AND TROKE MY PENIT TODAY YEOWCE OUCH YOUCH!!!! SENT FROM MY TELEGRAPH

Semaphore: NO NOT YOUR PENITS

[Image description: a small, black baby bunny eating the tip of a strawberry. Top text says, "it's too late to pretend to be cool i already exposed myself as a lover". Bottom text says: "i have to love now". /End ID]

they hate me for my girlish whimsy and for my pathological degree of avoidant behavior

This has done more positive impact for the autistic community than any autism organization has.

2006-2008 Dodge Ram 1500

Autism be damned my blog can identify a car.