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Nah cuz can you imagine after Ev and Reg died James and Barty got matching tattoos of a rose stem with a star instead of a flower bud

And they tell the tattoo artist that it's for two people that were really special to them

And then in November 1981 just before he's arrested, he goes back into the same place and the guy recognises him and it's just

Artist: hey, man! Oh you're alone, boyfriend stay at home did he? Nice to see you again though, what can I do for you?

Barty, showing arm from last time: can you add an antler?

Artist: *realises*

“It’s just I… I’m worried,” Regulus mutters with an embarrassed wince, curse the heart and its stupid need to care for people, and, frankly, curse Barty and Evan for being so totally delusional. “They’re both just so dumb, James, and I actually do not know how much more of their flirting and their fighting I can take before they get togethe–” 

“Hold on, hold on,” James blurts out suddenly, brows furrowed and bringing one hand up to rub at his forehead. “Barty and Evan aren’t together?”

Regulus stares at him in bewilderment for a long second. “No?” 

Evan: *trying to be overprotective* it's not just the haircut, it's you, you look like...

Pandora: what I look like a what?

Barty: woah you look like a hooker

Pandora: you think?

Evan: that is not a compliment, Dora

Pandora: from Barty? totally is

Barty: hookers are hot

Pandora: see?

Evan: I wish I wasn't related to you and I wish I wasn't dating you

James and Sirius: *talking excitedly, heads close together* “YES, and- and when it was revealed that it was HIM after all !! God, the emotions?! Beautiful !!” Regulus: *JUST entered like 5 mins ago* “What … What are they talking about?” *having his hopes up already that they FINALLY watched his recommendations* Remus: “Cars. They are talking about the movie cars.”

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regulus: *staring at monty*
james: why are you staring at my dad?
regulus: its just nice to know that you’ll age like fine wine
james:
monty: *winks at regulus*
james: DAD NO—

James Potter was red-green colourblind so all the hcs about him accidentally wearing Regulus’ tie to breakfast are entirely accurate. That shit happened daily.

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Regulus: Look, anytime James is being loud and annoying, I just have to kiss him and he’ll shut up

[Later]

James: Y’know, anytime I want a kiss from Regulus, I just have to be loud and annoying and he kisses me

Remus (having been present at both events): Idiots

Locals (1/1) (jegulus)

James loved going out. It didn't matter where for him, he just loved to have a pint and dance with his friends. His favourite thing however was when Regulus would come with him, and when they would go to the local queer bar, because he could finally be as handsy as he wanted.

He loved to dance with Regulus. And of course, Regulus was always the most beautiful person there, so he learned to love the stares that were saying "he's with you?" And "fuck what a gorgeous couple," and getting to be a little bit protective and possessive.

If Regulus wanted a drink, James would hold his waist at the bar. If Regulus walked to the dance floor, James would hold his hand all the way there. If Regulus went to the washroom, well certainly James went with him.

And don't get it twisted, Regulus loved that James never let him go. Even though the queer bar was known and always had a feeling of home, Regulus didn't always love the noise, and people, and sweatiness. But he loved James.

He loved that James nearly passed out if he wore a crop top, so James could grab onto what he inevitably called his "slutty little waist." He loved that when they danced, he could put one arm around his neck and James knew to pull him close. He loved that James would kiss him for a moment but not too long, and he loved that that kiss would be twice as long once they got home.

So they went dancing. Often that they recognized the regulars but not often enough that they were regulars. Often enough that Barty and Evan could go with them one time and Sirius and Remus the next. Often enough that if they didn't get to go because of work or other travel, they always found a new place to try out just to see the vibes, but it didn't matter because they always ended up back at this local and back home with one another.

Anonymous asked:

hiii !! idk why but im looking for something sad. Could you maybe write regulus accidentally hurting James feeling during an argument but realising what he said and apologise to James after. thank youuuu

have a nice day 🤗

Anon said let the fluff be gone! This was a great request even though it will hurt... you get what you ask for! with love

No Filter (1/1) (jegulus)

"James would just mind your own business for once! Not everyone wants or needs your help! Could you just stop pretending like you know anything at all about what I'm going through? You and your perfect little life!"

Regulus was fuming. He was angry and trying too hard to push down too many emotions. His filter was long gone, and he was doing what he did best when he was hurt and trying to run: he cut deep...

Regulus watched as James' face fell. His whole body sighing with defeat and pain. James thought Regulus was the only one who understand that even though his life was good, really good, he still struggled and wished he had a clearer reason for his own pain. And James would take a lot from Regulus, but this was just mean, intentional and hurtful. So, without saying anything James just turned around and walked away.

"Fuck," Regulus whispered to himself the second James was on the move. He had had a moment to breathe, to process what he said, to kick himself for being his parents son. He knew it was fair to James for him to treat him like a punching bag, let alone pull the deepest of his secrets up to use against him.

"James wait!" Regulus called.

James stopped. Before turning around he debated whether or not to keep walking. If Regulus meant it he would have let him go.

"What?" James said dejectedly. Always giving the chances. This wasn't a chance though, it was more of a test. Both Regulus and James knew it and both equally wanted Regulus to pass it.

"I - I" Regulus began. His hand outstretched and as James raised an eyebrow at him, Regulus dropped his hand. He held his gaze, "I'm sorry." Regulus said.

"For what?" James challenged. It was big enough for Regulus to apologize, but James needed to know he knew what he was apologizing for.

"I'm sorry for saying what I said. I know your life circumstances are not consistent with what you know, and what you have felt, and and I shouldn't have thrown that in your face. I was thinking but that's not an excuse, you don't deserves that. You were just trying to help." Regulus said. He was still his matter-of-fact self, but James knew he meant it.

"Apology accepted," James said.

Regulus took a tentative step closer, watching to see how James would react, which he ultimately welcomed Regulus in. He held him for a moment and kissed the side of Regulus curls, but then pulled away.

"I need a bit of space and I think you do too. I'm not mad at you, and I still accept your apology but I'm just a bit hurt so let's just each take a time out okay?" James said with a heavy heart.

Regulus just nodded, "okay."

"I love you, and I'll see you at breakfast yeah?" James said.

"Yeah okay, I'll see you in the morning," Regulus said. And he let James walk away this time, because he meant it and he knew they would both come back together tomorrow.

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Everyone sleeps on the potential of platonic regulily

Especially if it's a secret friendship

Imagine

James, sitting down for breakfast: hey guys, nice night?

Lily: hm, not as good as yours, I'm sure

James: ...what?

Lily: *smug grin* nothing

Pete: ?????

Remus: ????

Sirius: what the hell are you talking about

Lily: James' extracurricular activities

James: ........how tf-

Lily: I have my sources

Regulus on the other side of the room, after telling Lily EVERYTHING first thing in the morning: :)

I know we all say Sirius would be shocked/appalled by Regulus and James (at least at first). But what if it was his idea? I’m working on making this a longer fic, but here’s what happened in my head just now:

“Won’t it be weird?” James asked nervously, “he’s your brother.”
“Nahhh,” Sirius replied easily. “I mean c’mon, you’ve been saying you want to get back to dating, and that you’d only do it for someone who was cute with a kind heart and a deep love for Quidditch. I mean that’s Reg to a T, don’t you think?”
James grimaced. 
“I mean sure, but he’s your brother.”

Perhaps I'm just uncultured, but why has no one ever done Sirius finding out about jegulus because he's been sneaking visits with Reg as Padfoot?? Like Sirius is just laying there in animagus form with his head on Reg's lap while he does his homework, and Reg has no idea, and James is sneaking over to say hi and ask if they're still on for tonight, and he and Padfoot just lock eyes

I just wanna say bc I KNOW you're somewhere on tumblr, to the teenage girl who attended Take Your Kid To Work Day at an office building in Ontario, Canada circa 2013 and had a conversation with a middle aged woman in which you showed her your Black Veil Brides fanart and fanfics and ship content and told her about different fanfic tropes including a/b/o verse bc she happened to know who Panic! at The Disco and Fallout Boy were and thus you felt the need to show her your bandblr ship art, that was my fucking mother and I had to clarify all that to her including looking my mother in the eye and trying to explain a/b/o verse without sounding like a lunatic.

It's been 10 years and I still regularly sent evil energies in your direction. Since you'd be probably two years younger than me and thus legally an adult now, please know if this post reaches you it's on sight.

In a weird way, it’s kind of exciting? It feels like tomorrow is the first day of school. We’re supposed to get our picket line assignments in the morning — obviously will immediately be followed by texting everyone I know to see where they’ll be. I’m kind of looking forward to my first shift, going and finding out who all are going to be my co-workers, so to speak, for the foreseeable future. Will they be nice? Tomorrow am I going to meet someone for the first time who is going to turn out to be a lifelong friend? Anyway, Union strong!

TV Executives: “if the strike goes on, you won’t get new episodes of your favorite shows! You won’t get new movies you were looking forward to! Isn’t that terrible, what the writers are doing to you?”

Me: Bitch, that might have been an effective threat in 2007, but we have since survived a Covid shutdown and discovered ways to amuse ourselves while we waited, we can outwait this shit, too. I got a pile of shows saved I haven’t even watched yet, and a Mt. TBR waiting for me.

Compensate (and respect) your writers for their work, assholes.