*in Draco Malfoy's voice* my therapist will hear about this

men will see a young woman working at her job and be like how can i make her as uncomfortable as possible

Short Story Recommendations

These all fuck me up to a varying degree of emotions

Crime

Horror

Sad

Sci-Fi

What the Fuck?! 

Other

connecting with a fictional character like

I know this is horrible but this comment was left on a true crime youtube video and I cannot stop laughing. 

*puts metaphor between teeth* it’s a cigarette

adult person: life gets faster as you get older!

me aged 10: sounds fake but ok

me now:

this ask lives in my mind rentfree

I was the doctor

1920's: I had a bird/His name was Enza/I opened the window/And In-flu-enza

2020's:

after social distancing is over everyone is gonna be so touch starved every contact with another human will be like the hand flex scene in pride and prejudice (2005)

social norms after the pandemic are going to be like: "did you hear? miss Katherine brushed hands with the starbucks barista the other day when getting her morning coffee. quite the scandal if you ask me, exposing herself in such a manner… and with gloveless hands!“

this is the merchant cat. reblog in 10 seconds or less to get great deals in your future

studio ghibli movies are like if someone took all of your fondest, softest childhood dreams and put them into a film

Helping a lost friend