I could do that.

Fuck the GQP

Fuck MAGAt Nation

Fuck The Big Lie

I keep telling kids at work they can read manga and watch anime for free online and they’re like “but that’s illegal” and I’m like. Trying to find a way to tell them that it doesn’t matter without being a bad influence

When I was in middle school we watched anime episodes in three part videos on YouTube and no one gave a damn about the law

I don’t know which I find weirder. 

Old home computers with integrated cassette players for data storage. 

Or boomboxes with floppy disk drives for music play.

What do you think of the Sony Mavica? Camera that takes 3.5 inch floppies

Fuck, I forgot about that!

But let me counter with vinyl disks used for video playback!

these all fuck so hard

why has ‘this looks like a renaissance painting’ become such a common phrase on the internet to describe momentous, dramatically lit images that are brimming with pathos when the word they mean to say is ‘baroque’

hope it’s more clear

yes i am an academic & hate academia

yes we exist 

no one likes academia, people just want to study moss or teach the youth about the history of illuminated manuscripts but the only way to get paid for it is to deal with a bunch of red tape and administrative paperwork bullshit. why do you think every professor is a lunatic

This is so cute 🥺

What adulthood really feels like

JOHN MULANEY | SNL Feb. 29, 2020

and that is when the joke went from good to great

Me every single night:

Twitter reacts to learning we have made contact with aliens, apparently

Please dear God tell me this isn't how I'm learning about confirmed contact with aliens

I don’t know if any of these sources are reliable but here are a bunch of articles I found about it

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/ncna1250333

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.forbes.com/sites/danidiplacido/2020/12/08/2020-looks-to-be-ending-with-a-bang-with-the-reveal-of-the-umm-galactic-federation/amp/

https://www.google.com/amp/s/m.jpost.com/omg/former-israeli-space-security-chief-says-aliens-exist-humanity-not-ready-651405/amp

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.deseret.com/platform/amp/u-s-world/2020/12/8/22163374/galactic-federation-aliens-israel-us

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9029557/amp/Mankind-contact-alien-Galactic-Federation-Israeli-official-says.html

Peak 2020 experience is seeing this and feeling nothing

my favorite thing about navigating fanfiction is finding a really good one and being all “oh boy this was good, I hope they have more!” and literally every other story they’ve ever written was for like Miami Vice 

the tag game on this post is so strong

i dont think my grandma knows who Rihanna is

Otherwise it is kind advice

The best possible response

i keep seeing people say “why would you leave this in the tags” but the alternative is to actually comment on someones post and i thought we all collectively decided that was a bad idea years ago

“why did you leave this in the tags” because it would be obnoxious otherwise

ladies? i have GOT to ask. what is going on

Well, I wake in the morning and I step outside, and I take a deep breath and I get real high, and I scream from the top of my lungs.