im going to lose my fucking shit over this tweet nothing will ever live up to this
Drives through the forest.
I’m physically restraining him from eating my donut
If there were respawns in real life, people would just kill themselves to reset their health
Have you ever really thought about how when you look at the moon, it’s the same moon Shakespeare and Marie Antoinette and Van Gogh and Cleopatra looked at.
they all looked at the moon they’re all dead the moon is killing people wake up america
You can really feel the love in this close-up.
Clear your mind here
This is a strong contender for my favorite exchange I’ve ever seen on the internet

*goes to sleep around 1:30am instead of 3:30am* i am the epitome of health and wellness look at me managing my sleep schedule and going to bed EARLY like a functional member of society!
Drunk Parents (2019) dir. Fred Wolf
MOOD
My therapist said “I have to show you something on my phone!”
It was this:
Somebody please do the “hard to swallow pills” mod on this.




