The fact that this joke is from the very first episode (which aired in January 1997) is messing with me.
happy 4th of july to the post of all time
had a dream last night where I took a uquiz called “what do you serve?” and at first the questions were standard but as the quiz progressed they became more and more highly specific to me personally and the answers became more and more similar and I realised the quiz Knew me and was forcing me into being honest by giving me no other option so I tried to click out but it just went to the next question which was “are you the spider? or are you the web?” and it had an option for each but I didn’t click either so it then turned to a text box and I typed “I think I’m the fly” and the quiz paused for a while and then took me to a results page that said “you serve truth” and the description just read “what you know will kill you but you will die laughing” so like. good morning everyone I guess :/
OP I think the devil visited you in your sleep
“What you know will kill you but you will die laughing” needs to be added to that list of profound statements from unlikely sources.
I always knew something was fucked up with that artificial sugar shit. Never liked it, I was genuinely confounded by the number of people who claimed it tasted identical.
White moms are going to go apeshit
WHO also already declared previously that consuming it is not associated with weight loss and is in fact associated with diabetes and cardiovascular disease so there is literally no reason for anyone to be drinking that shit. even for non-aspartame sweeteners, its use is only recommended in e.g. people with pre-existing diabetes who enjoy the taste of soda but can't have that much sugar
Having to join someone's Discord to get help instead of finding the answer on a forum or webpage is like if you asked someone on the street for directions, and they said they'd only tell you if you came over to their house.
oh my god this New Yorker article about the Titan holy fucking shit fuck???
Some notes: 1. the electrical system was designed by engineering undergrads who were working as interns. 2. because it is illegal to take passengers on an unclassed experimental submersible, they called the passengers "mission specialists" & instead of buying tickets they made donations. 3. the satellite beacon was held onto the outside of the sub with zip ties. 4. when Lochridge (the whistleblower) quit, Stockton Rush asked HIS FINANCE DIRECTOR if she wanted to be the pilot and she was like "sir I am an accountant" and the experience of having her boss ask his accountant to be the pilot made her so freaked out that she ALSO quit the company 5. the carbon fiber used to make the hull was bought from a deep discount from Boeing because it was past its expiry date for use in airplanes
AND MUCH, MUCH MORE
I love Paya so obviously my Linksona does too
“Master… Master Link! You… You’re very close to me right now! I just…”
Yet another sketch that got out of control, only this time even more so. But what can you do? Paya is the best. What a cutie, what a doll.
Banana! nana! ~
Requested by MaxOutOfTen (twitter)
Experimenting a different style… :3
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uuuuuuuuu Q_Q sorry i just think theyre really cute,
Wanted to draw them for funsies.
Like to imagine Link and Paya hanging out sometimes in Kakariko Village, to look at the fireflies. Paya knows way too many bug facts, Link just eats them.
Yeah. That's what their dynamic is.
Too broke to buy Tears of the Kingdom right now but drawing Paya will satiate me for now.
me: i don’t want to see jellyfish so i will blacklist the tag #jellyfish
people with no common sense: je11yf1sh, je11¥fi5h, j*llyf*sh, je//ÿf!sh, j3ï||yf¡sh, gel lee fisk
result: cannot account for the sheer amount of possible ways to alter the word jellyfish
conclusion: i have to see jellyfish now.
Once again, tumblr is not tiktok, tag properly.
