Give Me the Proper Motivation 👔
whoever isn’t renewing sonic boom right this very second is a coward and a fool
did…did eggman just ask if tails called his dick small
He definitely did.
😭 why did this get cancelleeeeeed?!
I need NocheTussin rn 😫🤧🤒
I’m not sorry
spobforpresident
this is my favorite Star Wars post
And that’s not even IT because like: Imagine you had 1000$. Your rent, food budget including fancy restaurants, utilities, car payment, vacation expenses, EVERYTHING you could EVER WANT or NEED, cost 1$ for an entire ass year. And you have 1000. And you keep making more all the time.
It’s not JUST that the amount is so tiny compared to how much they have, it’s that the amount that anybody could ever possibly need is so tiny compared to how much they have.
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*Speaking quickly* So before Halloween I decided to get online and try to look for some abandoned cemeteries.
So I ended up finding one but it was in the middle of the woods so I decided to just plug some coordinates and take a chance. And I found something a helluva lot scary.
As I am walking the path to find this abandoned cemetery, um... *voice getting louder* Hands! Hands! Everywhere!!
By now you're probably thinking to yourself, easyise, hands don't just crawl what are you talking about? You would be correct.
Um- SPIDERS! FUCKING SPIDERS! DRACULARACHNIDS THE SIZE OF MY FUCKING HAND!!!
So after pissing myself and driving home, uh- I came home and looked it up on the internet and found exactly what it was I saw.
*Louder voice but not quite yelling* And here it is fam! Uh people like to call 'em golden silk orb weaver *voice getting louder* but I like to call them NIGHTMARE FUEL DIPPED IN YELLOW FUCKING PAINT.
*Yelling* YOU SEE THE UNHOLY SIZE OF- THERE IS NOTHING AMAZING ABOUT THAT ON YOUR FACE!!
WHAT KIND OF ALIEN VS PREDATOR SCP SATAN SHIT-
IS THAT ONE EATING A FUCKING BIRD?!?!
THIS THING IS LIKE VOLDEMORT FUCKED A DEMAGORGON BUT SURE LET'S PUT IT ON A GREETING CARD!!!
*In a incredulous tone* SATAN DOESN'T EXIST?!?! THEN WHY WAS I MET WITH A FOREST-FUL OF THIS SHIT?
CHECKMATE ATHEISTS!
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