Published erotica: terribly written, costs money

Fanfiction on ao3: Free, isn’t affaid TO JUST USE THE WORD ‘COCK’ FFS

“His genitals, his privates, his hot length, his trobing rod, his magic meat stick-”

Me, in tears: Just say cock

published erotica: the parts that aren’t purple prose about vanilla sex are occupied by dithering and made up problems

fanfiction on ao3: the parts that aren’t sharp, clear prose about scorching kinky sex are occupied by tightly plotted suspense and slam-bang action

published erotica: not interested in the 99% of the market that’s heterosexual? that’s fine, we also have tender white middle class lesbians and slutty white middle class gay men!

fanfiction on ao3: one trans partner? both partners trans? genderswaps? how about a loving long-term threesome that does heist capers? we’ve got non-gendered angels, hermaphroditic aliens – some of whom lay eggs, if you’re into that – oh, and have i mentioned the robots –

published erotica: there, i put in a vampire, i’m such a genre rebel

fanfiction on ao3: i sent the avengers to hogwarts with the winchester brothers, i fear nothing on earth or heaven and only one thing in hell which is that my laptop will overheat in the fires of abaddon so i’ll have to write the sequel longhand

It’s finally happened, this post has popped up on my dash

It finally reached on my lap. Now I am going to pass this thing-

Stories of Qelt Masterpost

(Will be updated from time to time!)

Tags:

#stories-of-qelt

#fanart-of-qelt

Book progress:

On Patreon

Stories:

The five times you refuse to give the fæ your name and the one time you don’t (original one-shot)

Before the flame (Áed and Elaine)

Excerpts:

Excerpt of Chapter 1

Excerpt of Chapter 4

Excerpt of Chapter 5

Excerpt of Chapter 7

Excerpt of Chapter 9

Excerpt of Chapter 12

Excerpt of Chapter 15

Some paragraphs

Áed’s outfits compilation

AUs:

College of Modern Qelt 1

College of Modern Qelt 2

Hands (college of Modern Qelt AU)

Starbucks AU

Stories of Qelt x Elsewhere University Crossover

Qeltober:

The Birth of the Binge-Eater // Mirrors

The strange Fæ of Vines and Wisterias // Wishing Wells

The girl in the tower // Black Butterflies

And arrogance shall end within fire // Echos

Drabbles:

Binding the fire (Áed’s past)

Traveling flame (About Lasair)

Saving Áed (Potential excerpt)

Making Lasair smile (Potential excerpt)

Under the rain (Áed pining hard)

Áed (definition by Lasair)

Where to? (About Lasair)

Little drabble about Lasair

Worldbuilding:

About the magic

Geography

If a Witch loses their Fæ // If a Fæ loses their Witch

Queer people in Qelt

“Those who are seen walking away with a Fæ never come back; but those who are not might” // What happens to those taken away

About the færie rings

Disabilities in Qelt // Sign language (and how it works with Fæs)

A bit about the fashion

About the Bond

Myth and religion in Qelt

About names // A guide to telling a name to a Fæ

A bit about Fæ music

Fæ birth

Færie age and conception of time

Áed:

First design

Drawn by me

With colors

Name pronunciation

Description

Lasair:

Design

About Lasair

With colors (and Áed)

Firefly (Áed/Lasair):

Don’t think twice 

Fictional Kiss Prompt: 1 // 2 // 3

Couple mugs // Pride drawing // Intro post  // Valentine’s Day

Others:

Ceol and Seanchaí // Designs // Pride drawing // Intro post // Kiss

Sellin and Anemar // Pride drawing // Intro post

Elaine

Moodboards:

Stories of Qelt // Áed // Lasair // Rainbow Aesthetic

Pinterest board:

Áed // Lasair // Fashion // Vail // Midatiara // Enheji // Eomlain // Fæqelt // Fæs // Færie rings // Elaine // Anemar // Sellin // Seanchaí // Ceol

The fae smiled, sharply: “Give me your name, child.”

“Uhhhhh. Stick.”

“What.”

“Does Leaf work better? I’m just kinda looking around this clearing. Look, I’m trans, I haven’t decided on one yet, I’m throwing some spaghetti at the wall, you know how it is.”

Fae are born with features sharp and narrow, yet this one seems to soften as Moss looks at it. Its grin— sharp, teeth gleaming, its eyes— cutting, searching, the jut and pull of its jaw enough to scratch glass. It does not blink. Branch does not blink. It softens.

“I said, give me your name, child.”

“I still haven’t picked one,” Grass defends, even now still hoping for a way out of a faeries deal.

“No. But your parents did. Give me your name, child, and it shall no longer be yours. The entity of your name shall no longer exist, and you will be free for whichever name you choose— Leaf, or Stick, or Lichen.”

“…oh.” says Petal, and in the next moment a name falls from their lips. It is not their name. It never has been. The fae is sharp and cutting and witty, that moment of softness an imagined slight.

“Very well, child. Be warned of mushroom circles, should you lose your name again.”

“Okay,” Mushroom smiles, and the Fae pulls itself away from their reality in a swirl of feathers and silk.

When they go home for the first time in two months, their mother frets over them in a way she had not since they were a child, and she calls them by no name at all.

The Cuban authorities spotted the ship for the first time on May 16, near a restricted military zone, west of Havana. They made many unsuccessful attempts to communicate with the crew and finally mobilized three patrol boats to intercept it.

When they reached it, they were surprised to find that the ship was actually a nearly 100-year old steamer identified as the Cotopaxi, a name famously associated with the legend of the Bermuda Triangle.

NOT NOW BERMUDA TRIANGLE

Liminal spaces

*smooooooch*

🧡 🧡 

Cal Kestis and Armitage Hux

My half of an art trade with the AMAZING @cheapbourbon!  Also go see @first-order-jedi

sometimes to win you must lose… 

(FINALLY!)  A fireplace with touchable ‘flames’

Impress your guests by touching the ‘flames’ in this fireplace

All I’m saying is that the Falcon was right in orbit and could have picked them up, patched them up, and let them have a long overdue nap.

It would have been so easy.

Oscar Isaac's fight for your "rights" still pushes rose aside so fuck all of you tbh

That BDE when you only open your mouth after getting your millions 😩😩😩😩😩

Disney are cowards not making stormpilot canon. If they had actually planned all three movies with different directors, complex relationships could have been made for Finn, Rose, and Poe. It’s unfortunate as hell that arose had a minute and a half of screen time, but that doesn’t mean you have to bash LGBT representation in movies.

There was no LGBT representation in those movies. Finnpoe was sth the fans talked up and Disney never ever considered making canon, your faves just fucking queerbaited you even everyone's precious oscar isaac

Two seconds of an unnamed character on screen kissing her love interest at the end of 9 counts. But it’s nothing compared to what could have been established regardless of characters. During the celebration on Ajon Kloss, two woman kiss on screen.

I keep thinking about how henry cavill had to taper off water for like three days before shooting any shirtless scene in the witcher and how chris evans pretty much did the same thing playing cap, and honestly hearing that full-on broke any sense of attraction I've ever had for that kind of definition on a guy. I'd had no idea that's what it takes, and if that's what it takes then that's not a thing for me. Drink some fucking water, jesus christ

Everyone should know and understand this. Healthy, hydrated skin is plump and soft. If you see anyone with tons of muscle definition, it’s probably because they’re badly dehydrated to the point of needing an IV.

Anti anxiety.

Happy New Year! [insp.]

same energy

  ‘’I have an old rebel helmet I’ve kept around – one of the first things I ever found scrounging the Graveyard. The name on it says Captain Dosmit Raeh of the Tierfon Yellow Aces. When I was a kid, I liked to make up stores about Captain Raeh - about who she was and what planet she might have come from.’’ 

     —  Rey’s Survival Guide by Jason Fry

Another thing they retcon: she named herself due to this helmet. And now her parents called her Rey.

Fuck me.

Did Chris really just admit that the best bits of Ben’s characterization in TROS – literally some of the only highlights in the entire movie – came from nothing but Adam himself?? And meanwhile these clowns who get paid milions to write a script didn’t even bother to give him any lines in the second half of the film????

Speechless rn.

Commission for the lovely shortie-k :) 

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like at the end of return of the jedi everyone else is dancing and getting shitfaced on ewok booze and shooting off fireworks because they just trashed the empire for good and luke is like, i just watched my father die in my arms and then personally threw his body on a funeral pyre… time to party pass the vodka

luke: *wanders off by himself, dissociates, sees the ghosts of his father and his teachers staring at him from the woods*

some ewok: *does a keg stand*