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Mikayla

@mikaylabond99

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versacejin

don't risk it

if you don’t reblog in 500 seconds you will never be able to meet your fave band/artist

can’t risk this

Jeonghan no

seungkwan im coming for you buddy

wAIT FUCKK

NOT RISKING THIS SHIT

*clears throat*

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

^reblogs*

YEET

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starshein

Listen up. There is literally an app that can help you avoid self harm and I don’t know why we aren’t talking about it.

Calm Harm can be tailored to your needs and will provide strategies to help you get past those crucial moments of wanting to harm.

It’s also totally FREE.

once again, it’s called CALM HARM

SIGNAL FUCKING BOOST

WHY WOULD YOU NOT REBLOG. IDGAF ABOUT YOUR BLOG THEME

For anyone that needs this!

Please it’s gREAT.

This app is really helpful and cute :3

This helps me a lot, as when my dysphoria gets really bad, I often get really intrusive thoughts of self harm. This app is one of the ways I deal with it!

hey yes pls

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I just opened up a check in the mail, went to the ATM & found 20$ 😭 I’m not passing these shits up NO more on my mama!

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razxion

Even if I do not receive money or good news, I did smile at seeing this smiling Buddha.

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wolfsmom1

I would like to boop it’s belly.

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Pass this on Tumblr

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drakewinzz

This is actually pretty important

very important information

This needs to be seen more. Rape needs to flat out stop, but until then victims need to know there’s support for them.

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77lllll

Put this in the MOMA

a year later this is still the funniest video on the internet and i can’t even adequately explain why

wow

It’s a perfect blend of several major kinds of comedy: confessional, relatable observation comedy (who hasn’t had someone make an incorrect presumption based on your appearance?), absurdist prop comedy, and character comedy revolving around her looks, voice, and mannerisms. And reclining (almost) out of frame is the perfect button on the skit. It’s comedy genius.

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My doggo, Ezri, who rarely barks and mostly borks.

When I got her, she’d been abused and would cower and pee at almost everything, and had been mistreated when she’d barked, so she never would. One day months after I had her she got excited on a walk and borked at a bird, and then immediately cower-peed. I had to re-teach her to bark by gathering her whole human pack and having everyone bark and howl and feed her treats and pet her till she got excited enough to join in, and then got more treats. Took a while but I was able to teach her to bork on command (and she’s gotta be excited or she just stares at me like “Sorry, the bork system needs charging”) and she’ll do it happily when she’s excited to go for a walk or upon seeing a friend, and at birds. I love her croaky borking, especially when she started off terrified of making a joyful noise.

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This changed my life

[-dance music playing- Coco: I love my shoes. I love my shoes. Mmm, I LOVE my shoes. I wanna f*uck *em! -record scratching noise, then silence- Ice T: (silent at first, laughs)]

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😂😂😂

“Nowadays, everything blows up.” 😆