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The Cat has its Heart on the Outside

Available as a fanzine in Swedish with a translation note  here.

that gif was my exact reaction

Not entirely ridiculous

Shit Imagine

Will smith been suspect

Y’all out here trusting Will Smith?!? Couldn’t be me. What I look like out here in these streets trusting a nigga named Willard?

Exactly

I mean it is not impossible. Will knew the relationship Jada had with 2pac. So he was probably jealous and had him killed so he would be out of the picture for good.

And Jada still brings up Pac every chance she gets.

Red Table Interviewee: “Well Jada I strongly feel women should learn more about their sexuality on their own. They have all sorts of toys & playthings like this dildo here that’s packing a little more girth & if you look closer actually has vein-..”

Jada Pinket-Smith *slapping hand on table not even talking slow no more* “OOOOOOOO GUUURLLLLL!!! You know who had some thick juicy succulent vivacious veins on his deliciously girthy gucci gorilla dick? Tu. Pac. AMARU muthaFUCKIN SHAKUR!”

Will:

Incredibly fucking slow at it 🤧

i fixed it

I’M TRYING

not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing (so devoted the lines blur)

Scary Movie 3 (2003) dir. David Zucker

This post is 12 years old today

Nothing like Tom’s friends roasting him in the comments.

This kid, I swear

Me pointing out every single Barbie merch and outfit I see

Personal space? Nope - never heard of it.

Is that…… them

My computer crapped out on me and all of my music is gone :( :) :(

If anyone can help me get another Mac so i can use GarageBand again that would be really swell, i don’t want anything expensive I’m looking for the cheapest one possible off of eBay since i only use it for music. I have a goal of releasing 5 songs but my birthday but i can’t without a computer :(. I tried using other free DAWS off my moms computer but none of them are working out. I’ve exhausted my options, and could really use some help. No pressure or anything

I’m looking at this

If you can afford to help that would be really cool, anything counts i appreciate it either way. Thank yewww

can we talk about m’Baku… woke vegetarian literal king … serving views from the mountain top and ice cold winter vibes and winter clothes but titty still delicately out™️ aesthetics … thicker than any bowl of oatmeal known to man … can we just talk

a few notes: --this is apparently a piece that is very difficult to play --this flute is keyless, which requires the player to use extremely precise finger positioning --Lizzo is wearing two inch acrylic nails

the runs at the end are both stunning and flawless!

Cool. The flute is cool. But I got some more info that I feel is important.

That's James Maddison's flute. James Maddison owned over 100 slaves. Due to debts he had to sell land and slaves over his lifetime. By the time of his death he owned 36 slaves. No slaves were freed during his lifetime or in his will.

The power that this successful Black woman has over his legacy right now.

Not just playing his flute, but shaking her ass while playing his flute.

Oh, the white supremacists are so mad.

You know how often people play instruments that are hundreds of years old? Instruments are made to last hundreds of years. They're preserved through use. First chair violinists in major orchestras often use violins that are centuries old.

My aunt owns and sells instruments both young and old, and it's a huge dishonor to the memory of the creator to demand that the instrument go in a museum never to be used.

-fae

Something really cool about this video is that Lizzo is usually in really extravagant outfits, which is awesome to see! But we as fat people are expected to over-perform gender and be dressed to the nines just to deserve basic respect. If we're seen wearing baggy pants and a simple shirt, we're called slovenly, lazy, ugly. So I love seeing Lizzo being able to wear not just the extravagant outfits but also outfits like this that are a "fuck you" to every fatphobe who thinks fat people must put on a performance to earn basic respect and dignity.

Not only is Lizzo playing James Madison’s crystal flute, she was invited to by Carla Hayden, the Librarian of Congress and the first actual librarian to have the job since 1974 (she was appointed in 2016). She is also the first woman and the first African American to be the Librarian of Congress.

She invited Lizzo by @ her on Twitter because she saw Lizzo would be in town for her tour. Lizzo spent three hours touring the LoC and looking at historic flutes in the collection.

Carla Hayden was previously the head librarian of the Enoch Pratt Free Library, which is the city library organization for Baltimore. She kept the libraries open during the Freddie Gray riots so people would have a safe place to bring their kids.

She’s a cool lady and I hope more people get interested in the LoC and it’s holdings. They have a lot online and you don’t need to make an account to look.

October 3, 2022 - Protesting Iranian schoolgirls kick their pro-government school director out of their schoolgrounds. Students across Iran have been occupying their schools in protest after the death of Jina Mahsa Amini. [video]

Eternals was one of the best MCU films simply for that scene where everyone was kicking that white boy's ass.

Black girls when they see a black sitcom with a main cast of 4 black women trying to thrive in the world: