watch and memorize

Brotherly love. With professional-grade purring. 😺❤️😸 (Quincey is sick but still fighting. I like to think that Thomas is taking care of his little brother with all the cleaning.)

I’m distant but it’s not cute or mysterious; I really want to be closer to people but it’s hard

@unsettlingstories

Orange Cat: [unfriendly/somewhat sharp meow]

Second cat slowly looks at the camera.

Man, filming, bashfully and sounding somewhat frightened: Sorry!

I’ve never fuckin seen a cat move like that, and it feels so goddamn eerie.

anyone else have a great sense of fashion in their head but too lazy and/or broke to actually let it be a reality

The legendary flaming fuck you

oh

100% stealth

Skeleton Coffee Table by Skelemental 

This is Full Throttle, a rather unusual skeleton coffee table, and Skelemental’s first piece of furniture. Full size skeleton busts, one being strangled by the other. Bronze skeletons on a brushed steel base. Limited edition of just three sculptures. via:skullappreciationsociety

“dave shut the fuck up just hold it”

“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA”

My special talents include:

My dad’s freestyle one-liner on his friend’s shirt. slangism.com

you: i enjoy drinking milk

me, pouring a ring of salt around myself: mhm yeah that’s totally understandable…

me: *bursts through your salt circle with my superior, reinforced skeleton*

The Most Regal, Friendly and Fluffy Kitten In The World Is Named Aurora

Aurora is a unique and elegant cat with pristine snow white fur and sparkling blue eyes. 

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So majestic! 😻 -Emily

I agree with Emily.

dog

The fact that nobody is talking about Secret’s new commercials pisses me off

This makes me so happy ☺️

Yesssss😭 I damn near cried

I LOVE THIS OMFG

YOOOOOOOOOOO THATS AMAZING!!!!!