I Came Across Time For You

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hot take: 

Gloin is the sexiest dwarf by dwarf standards.

Kili is the sexiest dwarf by elf standards.

Thorin is the sexiest dwarf by human standards

& Bombur is the sexiest dwarf by hobbit standards

#ITS TRUE AND YOU SHOULD SAY IT #(ALSO THORIN AND KILI BEING ‘UGLY’ BY DWARF STANDARDS IS AMUSING CONTENT)

further take: Kili is straight-up ugly by dwarf standards. Thorin is like, the dwarf equivalent of Benedict Cumberbatch. Some dwarves think he’s an absolutely dreamboat, others think he is super weird looking, there’s very little middle ground.

omg now i’m like. what does this make frodo by hobbit standards

by hobbit standards, I’m afraid Frodo is probably. not conventionally attractive at all.

Frodo is the sexiest hobbit by elf standards

@femmefaramir this is some fucking galaxy brain level tags and im crying out of sheer horror

Every day, against my will, the LOTR fandom makes posts.

A survivor drags a former concentration camp guard by the hair while American troops look on at the newly liberated Dora-Mittelbau concentration camp, April 1945.

Why do we never see these photos, only photos of helpless starving people? Why are Jews only depicted as helpless and sniveling? Why is despair the only Jewish emotion that gets shown, not anger or strength or determination or joy?

I want everyone to see this.

My grandfather was one of the American troops who “liberated” Buchenwald. In reality, the survivors found out the allied troops were on their way through a homemade radio. They had guns stored and ready when the time came. many of the guards who hadn’t fled yet were killed by the inmates. My grandpa was always adamant that, in part, “they liberated themselves”

“Ok so pedro pascal has to transition from 36 to 56 years old. But he has to stay fuckable. Like, extremely fuckable. Make his grey hair obviously fake, make it look like highlights. He is somehow even more buff. Perfect.”

- Makeup and wardrobe for the last of us, probably

#Category is… (insp)

maybe i am too old for tiktok

My son once came back from a record shop visit with his uncle and with wide eyes and excited smile presented me with a cassette tape. “Look what I found!” As though he’d unearthed ancient pottery at a dig sight.

I love it. I love when my kids discover something that I take for granted. I hear songs with new ears because they are in a state of wonder. My son played me “Paint it Black” the other day, I’m like yeah Rolling Stones so what? And then I see his face and that LOOK like he just discovered sunsets and he’s like yeah but listen to this part, listen to the guitar right here - and I hear a song anew. Like watching a puppy see a bird for the first time, and oh oh right yeah birds are fucking amazing, forgot about that.

I think this is largely why “react” channels on YouTube have become so popular. Watching someone experience something you love for the first time is exciting. Rediscovering that thing through their eyes is also exciting. 

i feel compelled to add this video of a nigerian (i think?) man listening to bohemian rhapsody for the first time, because it is an experience of such pure joy.

I was so excited and emotional watching him experience this for the first time! It was like I got to experience it for the first time all over again.

#dude had a religious experience and is entirely correct for having done so  (tag by feltelures)

Remember that video of the crowd that sang Bohemian Rhapsody, as one, as they waited for the Green Day concert? (watch here: x). Every single person in that video had to learn the song from somewhere at some point in their lives. And now this guy shares that with them.

Uncritical support for this kid who hospitalized Elon Musk

imagine your kid sucking so bad that you have to say "no that's fair" when someone puts him in the hospital

Btw if I say things like “by god” or “good lord” in posts please be aware I don’t mean it in a catholic way I mean it in a 1950s scientist reacting in horror after they create an evil creature in the lab set in the distant future year of 2005

Sharlto Copley in Open Grave (2013) dir. Gonzalo López-Gallego

Unfortunately if you’re seeing this Charlotte stein @mightyviper just followed me so I’m about to be a whole lot more feral and horny on main in the hopes that her books get hornier through osmosis

Lol oh mate, I promise I need no encouragement on that score

but I’m happy to have it

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What the fuck

this dude saw the future for sure

Hello new moots who’ve found their way to me ! I never do anything on here. Honestly because everybody just reblogs I became too terrified to write posts in case that was A Wrong.

But if writing a post is A Wrong, what are people re-blogging? Perhaps this is a great social experiment and there’s a Random Content Generator at the heart of it all, one with various iterations, each with a different personality. Maybe it is The Machine creating content and we all are its lab mice, re-blogging its content in hopes of a tiny piece of cheese.

Lol lol lol hey, I know full well it makes no sense that I feel this way, or even that I’m actually feeling it again over “replying” because I’m not sure if this is how you’re meant to reply On Here! But it just happens anyway! But I do know that I’m hoping you’re correct

calling every instance of showing certain emotions "emotional labor" needs to stop. I just saw a post that was like "reminder that you do not ever need to be a good or kind person" like. Yes you DO???

oh my god i just had a vision. carmy lives in a shitty apartment, syd lives with her parents. eventually they’re gonna move right? but it’s expensive and they both need a roommate. do you see where i’m going with this!?!

I won’t let people rewrite history and say that major publications were on depp’s side and “we’re all manipulated”. Literally that level of brainrot was mostly facebook, twitter and tiktok misinformation campaign.