Ugh the music just elevates this godly experience

what if we called “flat” soda “flaccid” soda instead

hey, tandem?

I’m out for the evening

ok i’ll wait

Tandem, come home and face the horror you’ve created

no

the first nut kick

anyone remember hozier? that wild son of a gun loved church

Man riverdale looks so good

YEAH BRO HELL YEAH

Sounds kinky

is this a whole foods review

swimp’s been gettin around

Golf is the most unnecessary sport on earth. After communism wins, golf will be abolished

We still good for mini golf though?

so who really comes out on top

Only 1500’s kids will understand

we are not friends if you dont enjoy slurping up that muddy water w/ me and the boys

Shlorp

A master post of all the hurricane events I’ve seen so far. Tag yourselves.

What is heavier? A 200 pounds of bricks or 200 pounds of feathers?

The answer is the feathers.

200 pounds of bricks is just a bunch of bricks, but if you try to carry 200 pounds of feathers, you also have to carry the weight of what you did to those poor birds.

yes i am girl

yes i play hoop with stick

gir l gamer

only 1400’s kids will get this