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Ravenous and Ethereal

@midwesternpurgatory / midwesternpurgatory.tumblr.com

32. Poly. Parent. Queer as heck. Professional weirdo. Friendly neighborhood enby femme. (they/them) I'm into D&D, loud music, cheap beer, professional wrestling, gin, books, paganism, yelling about aliens/conspiracies/cults, and adventures. Be the swamp witch you wish to see in the world.

It’s a wonderful day to remember that:

Trans women are woman

Trans men are men

Asexuals/Aromantics exist and

Bisexuals/Biromantics are not confused or greedy and definitely do not need to “pick a side

Today can g-g-g-get fuuuuuuuuuucked.

Anyone want to give me $72? Because I’m so broke and so very close to losing my shit it’s not even funny right now. 🙃

Please reblog, this is so important.

I needed this

Is this foreal?

Yes it’s a real service. I do volunteer work for a rape crisis support service in my city and texting is one of the features we provide as well. But just to boost its credibility, I tried it myself:

reblog to save lives!

You can also text “Steve” to 741741 if you’re a young person of color. The website for more info is stevefund.org

My understanding is that it’s more multicultural and some folks feel more comfy with that in mind!

^^^^^THIS

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get help guys, please. if you’re hurting, don’t let that hurt consume you. seek help.

I never knew this. It’s spectacular.

THIS is what I was looking for a few weeks ago when I was in crisis; reblog to save a life!

I want small children to think I am either a goddess or a faerie but I want grown men to fear me

Blue hair

Honestly this is how colored hair works. Adult men automatically assume that I have loud opinions and will talk back to them (they are correct and have learned from experience), but children compliment me all the time.

i feel like in myths goddesses and fairies already have that relationship trope with men and children

Thought I’d escaped the late night sads. I was wrong.

Heck.

(Brought to you by tonight’s intrusive thought: “They’re not really busy. They’re just tired of you and trying to push you away and you’re too dumb to get the hint and they’re too nice to tell you to kick rocks.”)

do y’all remember before direct messages tumblr had a dumbass ask limit of 10 per hour and communication was impossible until they introduced dumbass fan mail and we were basically sending telegraphs back in forth trying to communicate those were…dark times

Try forming a relationship back then! @thesassyblacknerd and I know the struggle.

ok so there’s a game me and my friends play called “don’t get me started” and basically someone gives another person a random topic and they have to go on an angry rant about it and it’s the best thing that’s ever happened to us at parties and car rides so I highly recommend playing sometimes with your friends

I love this idea. We used to do things like this in Improv.

Related game: “THINK ABOUT IT.” You’re given a random topic, and your job is to build it into an epic conspiracy theory, the crazier the better. You end your rant with a serious face and the command that your listeners “Think about it.” 

Another related game: Illuninati. Similar to Think About It except you are given 2 completely different topics and you have to connect them to each other in a wild conspiracy rant

Rb to safe an awkward hang out

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Thinking of getting the boys together to hang out in the alley and drink beer while playing all of these, I tell you hwat.