the sexualization of the american handgun

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Reblogged mythmagicetc
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Valentine's episode where every married couple is having a date night. Valentine's episode where every married couple is having a date night and Buck and Eddie are babysitting all of the kids. Valentine's episode where every married couple is having a date night and Buck and Eddie are babysitting all of the kids, and it ends with Eddie dropping Buck off at his new house. Valentine's episode where every married couple is having a date night and Buck and Eddie are babysitting all of the kids, and it ends with Eddie dropping Buck off at his new house and Eddie walks him to the door, to "pick up a book" Eddie wants to borrow, and Buck stands at the door after, facing Eddie and says, "hey man, this was the best Valentine's Day I've had in years" and Eddie is like, "wow....uh....me too, actually. Probably the best ever, actually" and they both lean in, and Eddie's holding the book tight tight tight, and...Chris honks the horn of Eddie's new truck.

#911
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Reblogged nicolegendary
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there neeeeds to be some kind of medically unlikely mishap at a ballroom dancing competition so that eddie can pull on his blue gloves really competently whilst showing off his ballroom knowledge ('I've seen this before' 'where, afghanistan??' 'no, texas under-16 regional championships, 2004') and give buck such a rapid onset boner that he has to sit down

#i love “rapid onset boner”#911
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Reblogged ultimatekiller
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I know it’s been said before but an iconic, undeniably canon property of Cas' and tangentially of the Destiel dynamic is the “buddy boy you’ve got what they call sex appeal” of it all. I mean it’s always great when humans look at Cas being strange and off-putting and fumbling his way through every single human interaction and go “what a hot endearing guy”, don’t get me wrong. But what I really can’t get enough of is the fact that he also has the angelic equivalent of crazy game which he’s usually only marginally aware of/completely disinterested in save for being generally prideful or using it for tactical purposes. Even more hilarious, the fact that throughout the show the other angels are absolutely fucking fuming about him choosing humans in spite of this.

Because the thing is Cas is already reasonably well regarded amongst angels as a very competent and loyal soldier and then after he falls he just keeps exponentially gaining both a bad reputation and a cult following. He used to be a master tactician. He was around for Heaven’s greatest battles. He’s led two different controversial uprisings. He keeps disobeying God’s word and he’s killed thousands and he might be a little batshit crazy but he’s also just. Kind of a nice dude. He’s Heaven’s most wanted, for better or for worse. Every angel he meets either wants to fucking kill him or drop to their knees and pledge allegiance, which in angel terms pretty much makes him the extremely fuckable guy with a leather jacket and motorcycle in every teen drama.

And then every time the angels do meet him, instead of a host of warriors there’s this pathetic miniscule angry creature bristling and hissing at his side and the angels are like. Castiel. Why is that bacteria speaking to you. And Castiel fierce garrison commander savior of the rebellion war criminal bearer of free will who God Himself resurrected 47482 times gets this horrifying soft misty eyed look on his face and goes “oh no that’s just my bestest friend in the whole world most beautiful incredible lovable person I’ve ever met in my entire millennia-long life. Dean say hi” and the bacteria goes 🙄😒😏 and rattles off the most incomprehensible sentence on God’s green earth and then calls the angels a slur and the angels collectively feel grace leak out their ears

#supernatural